Long Pooing Poems

You don't see what I see.

You don't feel what I feel.

The truth is quite evident,

It's not concealed. The

Burdens you have are

Not light. Your own battles

You're trying to fight. You

Will be brutalized until you

Won't make a...

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Men and puppies are the same
Training them is just a game
Of a lot of patience and
A gentle firm living hand
Teaching them what's right and wrong
But training can be very long
If they're stubborn and wont do
What...

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 Pyrrhic revenge

They’d eaten his books, his clothes and lean paper money,
Whetted their teeth against his coins and an old jar of honey.
They’d blown cold air nightly, as they gnawed whilst he slept,
Eating bits of...

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I've entered maybe the last time.
They just take the fun out of rhyme.
I guess they're not for everyone.
If I just write I have more fun.

I've never been competitive.
I find more joy if I just live.
Some...

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The Critic - Art and Poetry
 - by Bob Atkinson
 
'tis always easier to criticize
than is to do it yourself
although in truth the latter
contains far more fun and mirth


my point lies somewhere in between
good and...

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This morning while sucking a morning cig,
I heard a ruffling in the leaves,
And looked to see a cat holding a twig,
With one paw, while the other licked its sleaves.

I looked at it and it looked...

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Animal have funny habits
So mysterious and strange
I was watching one of my dogs
Having a poo
But before it did a merry dance
I found darting backward
 Ad forwards
And round and around
Before it's bum finally hit the ground

But...

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My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday,...

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Life with all its flavors

Rain falling…sun rising…
Bus coming…bus going…
Classmates talking…basketball playing…
Laughter and tears, friendship and years
People walking…clothes buying, ice-cream eating…
Stories reading, air breathing
Sickness feeling…, arguments having
Pain tasting, revenge making 
Scholarships having, teachers smiling
Makeup putting, hair...

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I love dogs,don't get me wrong.
It's really not their doing.
Their human parents are to blame
for places they are pooing!

It's bad enough they let them go
right smack into my yard.
But then they will not clean it...

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