Men Can Be Trained Just Like Puppies

Men and puppies are the same Training them is just a game Of a lot of patience and A gentle firm living hand Teaching them what's right and wrong But training can be very long If they're stubborn and wont do What you are telling them to Smacking puppies on the nose With a rolled up paper shows Something wrong they are doing On a rug peeing and pooing Is not where it needs to be It's more fun on a big tree It's the same thing with your guy No matter how much they try To aim inside and not out When they pee its like a spout Making a mess everywhere They're punishment can be severe Puppies like to destroy things Enjoyment it always brings When they find a brand new shoe On it they will chew and chew So you say bad dog--they cower Knowing you have all the power When a man makes a big mess Your patience is put to the test Making them clean up they will Be in the doghouse up until They learn to be a lot neater Making your life so much sweeter Puppies like to run and jump On top of you--sometimes they hump Your leg and those of your friends Push them off, it has to end Like when a guy is all excited His fire is soon ignited And just attacks from behind It is not polite or kind So you push away your lovin' Till they learn not be be jumpin' It might take a ling long while To reverse this wild style That both men and puppies share But with just a little care You can turn them both around With some tricks that you have found Treating them when they're behaving With some yummies they are craving Or getting a little rough When they're bad--showing tough love Never knowing how they'll be Full of fun or misery Just take it simple and slow And improvement will soon show