Long Pile of crap Poems

“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle.  Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! 
Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us...

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Say I:

On the websites I used to share, I was frequently amazed 
     Poems got greeted with silence; it seems eyes were quickly glazed. 

It’s as if I’d morphed into a...

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Ya' gotta feel sorry for this ding-bat - 


The clouds were drifting eastward through a cool late-evening sky, as I was barreling down a road in eastern Tennessee. 
Whipping through the traffic in a new...

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A couple weeks ago today, while I was sleeping in,
And lay so very unprepared to have the day begin,

I thought I heard the doorbell ring and slightly twitched my head…
I hoped I had imagined it,...

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This embarrassingly irreverent piece is loosely based on a true story for which I've paid the price for pretty much causing it to happen more than once...PLEASE, no hate mail!   PS: "Bonnie" is...

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Responding to an ad I’d found on Market-Place last month, describing what the seller claimed to be a - “true antique”,
I queried - ‘Have you sold this yet?’,  nervously suspecting - being the gorgeous...

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Devlan Caldwell Bachenmeister owned the largest factory that Pinkerton, New Hampshire ever had. 
Almost everyone in town was working at that plant, but not, of course, my cousin Maynard’s dad.

Uncle Lester simply wouldn’t work for...

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Whats with all the bull I've been hearing?
Whats with all the crap your spouting
To each other because of your viewpoints
Why you gotta be at each other's throats?
If you ask me-All this hate is bull!

One argues...

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It's a big pile of crap
When your talking all your smack
About the way others live
Here's some advice I will give
I would rather be a prude
Than loud, obnoxious and rude
Making others always think
They are no good...

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Footprints cross snow covered grass
Our cat will creep and drop its arse.
From which a giant turd descends
6 inches long before it bends.

Scratch, scratch to cover up 
Nowhere near this pile of crap
Sniff, sniff wander round
Walk...

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Forever lost, forever found
The mysteries become unbound
The veil and shrapnel are removed
The pieces now can be construed
Inflammable the history’s beat
What is written must never repeat
I say to thee forget to plead
The course can change and...

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Meander and Great Gander

Writing poems and playing a guitar
My soul never scare or leave a scar
Even though some say I'm a rising star
Love hearing me play from off way far

Poems of my personality are an...

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Words blended with honey, dripping,
completely gullible, I continued sipping,
drinking in all those little deceptive lies.
and never once questioning the alibis.

Conniving sweetmeats slipped from a tongue
became fetid droppings, as offensive as dung.
Crafty candy-coated lies were only...

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I'd left it on the table
beside a pile of crap
Fairly sure I'd left it there
really quite certain of that

But sometime a little later
when I went to get my phone
I couldn't find the fecker
the thing had...

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Hopelessness
I broke his heart,
he broke mine,
now we're even, but still i cry.

I cracked his icy heart,
he broke mine clean in two,
i said, "i'm sorry"
he said, "screw you"

Now he laughs behind my back,
while i try to...

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You are a child of TV's lies
with pound sterlings in your eyes.
Your instant coffee gets you wired,
you are a slave to your desires.

Corrupted by your sense of greed
you pile up crap that you don't need.
Consume...

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