Our Cat

Footprints cross snow covered grass Our cat will creep and drop its ****. From which a giant turd descends 6 inches long before it bends. Scratch, scratch to cover up Nowhere near this pile of crap Sniff, sniff wander round Walk away this smelly mound Cats they are a unique breed Warm and cosy what they need. Curled up in a special place Snoring softly in their space. Night time sitting, look on guard Watching others in the yard. Meow, meow, meow they scream Wake us up from pleasant dream. Climb on bed in early morn Push and shove to make us yawn. Feed me, feed me, give me food Feed me now I’m in the mood Stomach full and washing done Lift up leg, start licking bum Then curl up in their favourite chair Lay down and sleep without a care. They plod and pose and look serene With love and comfort rarely seen. For all their faults they make amends And in return they are our friends.