Long Pickled Poems
Long Pickled Poems. Below are the most popular long Pickled by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Pickled poems by poem length and keyword.
More Pickles Than One
For ten months now I’ve brooded over coming second place
in the pickle section deeming, it no less than a disgrace.
It was written plain and simple, so there can be no excuse,
that the pickles in this...
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Categories:
pickled, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration
At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his erection
For his love life it was a massive blow
To the hospital fled poor...
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Categories:
pickled, betrayal, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
My dog's as smart as a geek and other doggy poems
My dog's as smart as a geek.
He can bark in English, Arabic, and Greek.
He’s expert in canine mathematics,
can discuss dog-fight aerodynamics,
and is fluent in bow-wow doublespeak.
And yours?
Would it be okay if later today
I brought Bixby...
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Categories:
pickled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, dog,
Form:
Light Verse
Sick Art
"Sick Art"
I walk the streets
still and quiet
I do not lie
I do not betray
what the heart belies
pickled kidneys
I am a ghost
of my former self
ears lent to hear
the sweet music
of the sounds so fraught
caught up...
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Categories:
pickled, dark, horror, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
Fabrics Finding Fabrications
A prawn masquerading as a peanut can be quite disturbing. So many times a peel is a garment used to shroud. A tentacle hidden. Here and there. Then to reappear with an often violent burst...
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Categories:
pickled, animal,
Form:
I do not know?
How I Got Rich and What Happened Then
Written in summer of 1976.
I used to eat my lunch with groups
of businessmen from Campbell Soups.
We drank a drink at lunch each day
Of Coca-Cola mixed with hay
And talked of pending corporate plans
And willow-haired orangutans.
I spent...
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Categories:
pickled, business, humor, humorous, money, nonsense, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Hilda's Family Reunion
Paddy didn't want to go to his wife's family reunion. He told her that in the same nice way he had told her in years past so as to avoid other reunions over the many...
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Categories:
pickled, family, marriage,
Form:
Prose
Human Being With a Soul
We are human being with a soul
We were taken from the North and South Pole
And left in a basket at the flagpole
If all the relics in history were unfold
You would discover that the real threshold
Is...
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Categories:
pickled, body, bullying, change, community, conflict, faith, humanity,
Form:
Free verse
Splat
Splat
Explosions do not always signify combustion but often combustion arrives after many years of layering the layers and tightly packing. Thus meaning that a fried piece of fat could slip and burst out of the...
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Categories:
pickled, africa, animal,
Form:
I do not know?
Unwoven Memories
I grew up and out on a four family-owned,
and cooperatively-organized,
extended matriarchal farm.
Four interdependent 1940s through 1970s patriarchally managed businesses,
without substantial questions about who should wear pants,
yet with a surprising matriarchal cooperative understory.
The boxers outnumbered the...
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Categories:
pickled, culture, family, farm, happiness, health, political, usa,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Spouse Cannot Forget Mine Suppressed Flatulence Upon Our First Date
Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here
at the desk housing MacBook Pro,
pondering his next idée fixe apropos
for gamut of anonymous readers,
he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually
exploded out rear...
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Categories:
pickled, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, 4th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
Bounteous Mass Media Mechanizations
Bounteous mass media mechanizations...
generate fixation spurring sexual exploitation
evidenced courtesy adulation
particularly regarding young females,
whose seductive poses
linkedin selling (hard) wares
versus advertising males sporting, harkening,
approximating Adonis with remarkable beauty.
Western civilization commercialization,
commodification, communication
methodologies adrip with deification,...
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Categories:
pickled, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Free verse
Ooniversal Oo
OOOniversal oo
Frightened tepid antisocial ant was football training avidly but failing to attend a fragrant tailor army. Oh dear. That was sure to be put forward to the sacred sanction ship and the sacred sanction...
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Categories:
pickled, absence, adventure, angst, anti bullying, anxiety, appreciation,
Form:
I do not know?
Honoring You In Living Color
Kitchen counters alive; the vivid colors of red, green, purple and yellow glass jars. Your garden flourished.
.
Pickled beets mingle boiled eggs; a pretty periwinkle purple.
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Yellow and purple tinted fingers; dandelions and elderberries distilling; musty aroma...
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Categories:
pickled, mom, mother, mother daughter, tribute,
Form:
Free verse
The Wheat and the Tare
They crept upon our shores eating away the inner core
They crept upon our shore knocking on our barricade doors
Tall stout men with peevish eyes and strange looks on their white faces
Invade our quarters looking for...
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Categories:
pickled, community, conflict, confusion, death, desire, violence, western,
Form:
Narrative
I Am Ill Eke Quipped To Dusk Hoover Dawn Ting Task of Badinage
I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage
Indentured gumption forsaken
courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth
this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth
fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith,
(i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters...
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Categories:
pickled, 12th grade, adventure, appreciation, beauty, confidence, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme
Halloween Night
A Hallows Eve of trick or treating, elaborate costumes, candy eating,
Lantern’s dimming upon nightfall, locked doors marks next year’s meeting.
My recalling of my day and for the next...
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Categories:
pickled, death, evil, fear, halloween, october, psychological, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
Anomalous Poetic Contrivance Evokes
Anomalous poetic contrivance evokes...
googling inept kickstarted lame outré jaunty hokum
(alternately titled:
Random screenshot within me noggin
instantaneously transforming,
née devolving into gobbledygook.)
I got born with poker faced physiognomy,
no matter yours truly doth not play cards
though self same...
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Categories:
pickled, 12th grade, adventure, character, dream, fate, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Redneck Family Reunion
Every couple 'a years or so
Our family reunites
It takes a couple 'a years or so
To recover from the fights
A family like our'n
Doesn't party like most do
Ours gets a little out of hand
That's why we...
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Categories:
pickled, america, crazy, fishing, funny, humor, music, song,
Form:
Rhyme
Peanut Jam Questions the Boards
The uniform on the floor was to be washed, dried then ironed but the scones that the pig ate meant that a walk to some hidden caves was achieved but only after the recycling was...
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Categories:
pickled, appreciation, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
The Greatest Affliction
Addictions, restrictions, afflictions, decisions,
A needle, a bottle, step down hard on that throttle!
Disaster, no more laughter, destruction for years after.
Placate, eradicate, fornicate, masturbate,
Addiction. Restriction. Addiction.
No more art, no more heart, another false start.
No...
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Categories:
pickled, addiction, body, corruption, health, humanity, life, lost
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Sunken Heart
A couple of twisted shacks composed in Card Board City in Everywhere
County the nameless man or woman spits out another tooth with
...
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Categories:
pickled, obituary,
Form:
Free verse
Simple Synchronization X
Weary weapons wearing writhing works wonderfully wreathed wigs...... Oh wow how magnificent the yellow radiance of a piece of straw. Leaning bending learning. Admire nit a wisdom curl if a pitch of ball. Throw away...
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Categories:
pickled, baseball, bird,
Form:
I do not know?
The Pilfered Peck
Peter Piper was ever punctilious, like minty nature's painstaking paintings,
Or the palsied skies of one pretty evening, in the hour of the sun's fainting.
Peter lived upon a small, fertile farm, and was one of five,...
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Categories:
pickled, color, fantasy, farm, food, missing, nature, nursery
Form:
Couplet
Buzzy's Legend
Copyright 2014 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
Poetic Lyrics By Thomas Lam Hsi
THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE GOD...THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY...WHO ALONE CAN
SAVE FROM Satan...who plays 'all' roles...the devil...the 'Lord Jesus'...
the 'Father'...the 'Holy Spirit'...all 'Other Gods'...and 'alien gods'...HE...THE
LORD...
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Categories:
pickled, adventure, angst, boat, childhood, hero,
Form:
Ballad