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Peanut Jam Questions the Boards

The uniform on the floor was to be washed, dried then ironed but the scones that the pig ate meant that a walk to some hidden caves was achieved but only after the recycling was put away and cleared from the cellar steps. Of course this was a necessity for the upright uptight electric key whose main work was to slide into a square hole and make the money into energy currents to power the power in a household environment. But mainly a pickled wedge in a field rely solely upon wind (not farts), sun (but not sons), and grass compost to drive any engine for their cute little dwellings. Yet, the front room that resembled a stable was swept into a pile but the straw enjoyed walking around the house so much it even invaded the bath and the shower. It had been known to climb into the oven too and nine times out of ten it was happy to block the sink of washing up bowl causing human hands to immerse themselves in sticky waste water to relieve the flow. For one does not really enjoy blocked drains do they? And in circus times the ringmaster must be in charge but not charging for charging is reserved for the bang bang people who queue at doors in suits. Like a template of undertakers ready to carry the coffers. Ingest only paper print hoops they do and whirl in a smug frame of self conceited worldly denial. Then upon opposition threaten to remove items from even a little one man tent. How is this justified? And what strengthened rope causing a slip knot is actually a great way to climb over a thunderstorm mountain? In a dress of sparkles? Or in a tweed archaic three piece elephant costume? And still the two hundred phone calls waiting in the wings for the week to begin. For office worker and household manager it was a relentless movement of bring bring bring ring ring ring and thing thing thing. Reliant upon bast amounts of organisation whether lists or I t system instructions a certain degree of protocol exists at every turn. Yet once all was dealt with could a sty and a zoo that lived together really actually afford to take a holiday in the hills and have fun? Possibly! But all must be dealt with primarily. A little peanut must be renamed without the consent of a sperm donor. A little peanut must get a passport. A little peanut must attend all trips, activities and pay for it's clubs. The little peanut asked if a Saturday job was every Saturday? Duties dragging dropping drooping derailing designing derived deeds. The little ants can make the cakes and take a photo then. Why argue with the seven eared swan party? Giggle gaggle goose does. Screech owl performed aerial swoops and a photocopy of a photogenic worm was put onto a billboard with a very dramatic slogan. Slight no slip. And a slip road is the only road that is not iced on a cake display on a map. Fashionable fish find fingerspelling facial. And a dish of custard cream and clotted jam are a great alternative to a fry up of mouldy bread and marmalade. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Educationalist Z.Z.Z.Z

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