Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

Pee-Pee Retention

When I was younger and I thought of old age

Thought we all became senile at this elderly stage

It appears I was wrong, I can still go potty

And able to dress this tired old body

Try as I might, I don't see very well

And my wobbly old legs are as shaky as hell

Sometimes my words come out like a squeak

Other times I whistle whenever I speak

Have a secret to tell you my young whipper snappers

It's as good as it gets except for my bladder

It seems to be constantly wanting attention

I don't have a problem with pee-pee retention

So now that I've told you guys what to expect

I must tell you all it's as good as it gets

Enjoy your youth cause it's downhill from here 

You'll soon be old and decrepit I fear



© Jack Ellison 2015

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Lindsay Laurie January 27, 2015 at 1:54 AM Well Jack... I dare say, with this little problem, as other things get forgotten, the path to the toilet with it often trod will remain with you for much longer. Thanks matey - Lindsay Jack Ellison January 27, 2015 at 7:17 AM Hello my dear Aussie lass! Old age... bummer eh! LOL Love and joy xxxx

Carol Eastman January 26, 2015 at 9:57 AM Trust me. A Dragon in your life perk's you up and keeps you physically fit. I'll add years to your life... like Nothing else will! And let me tell you... I am darned glad I don't have to put a diaper on a baby dragon! Now if I could only redirect him away from my roses... and the top of my car. When he's steamed at me... A war of the Minds usually ensues, at that time, until Grandpa Troll makes us sit across the lake from each other... in a time out. Fun in the summer, is a mite cold in the winter! Jack Ellison January 26, 2015 at 5:44 PM An old age problem!!! LOL xxx

Dr.Ram Mehta January 26, 2015 at 6:51 AM Many will relate to this, Jack Jack Ellison January 26, 2015 at 7:02 AM With age comes wisdom but unfortunately other things less desirable as well! LOL Thanks for coming by my friend!