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Do Not Date a Poet
Do not date a poet because 
Everyone would think he paint you
With his endless packs of words.
You may likely be the jerk he write,
A Poet has unnatural affection for you;
He write and snore while sleeping.
He...

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Categories: not in a million years, africa, age, art, beautiful,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Blind Date - Now a Collaboration
My bestie blind dated big Humpty
His hairstyle resembled Don Trumpty
He was constantly rude
Foul mouthed and so crude
No wonder she soon ditched the numpty!

10/15/18


Your bestie's blind date was a weird one
An hour of boredom and she...

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Categories: not in a million years, best friend, humorous, relationship,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Too Much E-Mail
~Too Much E-Mail~ 
(Rhyme) 


Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed 

Everyday I...

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Categories: not in a million years, computer, conflict, confusion, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Too Much E-Mail
Oh, no! It's happening again, 
When I went to open my e-mail 
So much garbage I found there,what a pain 
And to my dismay knew I was getting nailed. 

Everyday I get so much spam...

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Categories: not in a million years, funny, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Old Man In the Mirror Must Die
One early winter morning 
A man went to the mirror
To do his morning shave
Just another shave
Like a thousand, million shaves before

As he looked into the mirror
He did not see his face
Instead he saw a stranger
Staring...

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Categories: not in a million years, anger, anxiety, dark, death, destiny, sad, suicide,
Form: Free verse



Her Story
The red lipstick smears across her lips;  she closes her eyes to put the eye shadow on her 
cheeks; smothered in a pale blush; she tries hard not to cry as she looks herself...

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Categories: not in a million years, education
Form: I do not know?
Free
FREE…

I see these beautiful,
soft patches of clouds;
Spread all over the high above blue sky.
Flocks of birds lightly being carry away by the wind,
seem like they are bathing in soft cotton.
Added upon, the warmth that they...

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Categories: not in a million years, beautiful,
Form: I do not know?
Never the Same
What's going on with me I don't even know,
 Things I deal with now is a never-ending joke,
 It's like playing a game where I'm the chaser,
 But in the end I get shot in...

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Categories: not in a million years, lost love, me, heart, heart, me,
Form: I do not know?
Heart of Fire
I can feel the heat!
I know that the flame…
Still shines brightly within my beating heart!
I can feel the power!
I know that my strength…
Comes from my soul, making me stronger!

I can never lose if I have...

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Categories: not in a million years, life, love, passion, uplifting,
Form: Free verse
So Long
We said goodbye two years ago today -
I'll never forget the way I felt that day.
I couldn't breathe when the door closed between us
And your taillights dimmed as you drove away.

I never thought i'd breathe...

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Categories: not in a million years, depression, forgiveness, girlfriend-boyfriend, loss, lost love, nostalgia,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member You Leave Me Breathless
I am breathless thinking of your sighs,
Your sweet whispers with twinkling eyes
No way your smile I could ever forget,
That special day when first we met.

You left me breathless hearing you say
That we were meant to...

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Categories: not in a million years, emotions, lost love, memory, wife,
Form: Ballade
Premium Member Time Matters Not
Two months ago but time matters not
For this is a 'forever' affair
The word 'affair' doesn't seem right either
A much deeper love we've declared 

You returned to me from out of the mist
A vision of love...

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Categories: not in a million years, passion,
Form: Rhyme
Mistakes
Oh what a mistake I have made,
Traveled so far to end up this way.
  Not in a million years would I have guessed,
That this idea was truly not one of my best.
  Never...

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Categories: not in a million years, change, character, conflict, confusion, corruption, emotions, evil,
Form: Classicism
Laura
Your brown eyes ill never forget......
All your mistakes ill forgive...
There's never enough said....
Even down to your last breath.....
Faith goes long ways....
So Ive been told....
The way are bound has held.....
The way the the hand was dealt.....
I...

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Categories: not in a million years, death, deep, depression, goodbye, inspiration,
Form: I do not know?
Death By Love
I am broken,
in full despair,
and yet she laughs has not to care.
I cannot help but feel I've wronged,
in such a dismal stay.
My hands they shake,
my eyes they tear,
I tremble full of fear.
I never thought it...

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Categories: not in a million years, angst, anxiety, feelings, heartbreak,
Form: Rhyme

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