Long Joseph smith Poems

Q:  What does happen to believers in Christ Jesus if we deny him before men?

A:   Whoever, is ashamed of the Son of Man and his teachings, he will be also
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In part one I let you know that heaven is a place to be won and hell is a place to be shunned!
Jesus Christ is going to catch away aka Rapture His church prior to...

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Visions of you

I see a knight in armour – one of King Arthur’s – ready to do battle
at the drop of a word – for Queen, country, god and ego.
I see Babe Ruth, knocking balls...

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silly silly rick santorum
demanding that pornography go away
so that christians can pretend like
their way is the only game in town
(ban pornography, ban same-sex marriage,
ban sugar, ban television, ban books, ban
conversation not concerning “god” or “jesus,”
ban...

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when caucasians talk about

spreading iodine & baby oil on themselves in order to

sit out in the sun

and

burn themselves to a different color,

it makes me think of those girls who

milk the tanning huts during the winter...

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100 miles
It's pretty far 
Feels like a loss
Not far by car
But Too far for a rock to toss

The deadening silence of your voice
Slices to my core, it's a salty wound
Made worse by your choice

I see...

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Conversation with the Gods About Corona Virus

Rev. Jake ’s on-line sermon on the Corona Virus

I am reverend Jake and I have a message from God 
Last night I had a vision from God
it was his...

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Dear readers, I may still be suffering a bit from April Fool's Syndrome, but I'd like to introduce another Q and A series called "Rinkydinks". It is also dedicated to nonsense, but unlike "Grins and...

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there is a sentiment amongst the most public of believers &
even those nonbelievers who still hold some sick
compassion for them…
these
“privately religious,”
who do not parade around with the charlatans 
who gather on sundays or get down...

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There was this little girl, Beth, who had a black cat,
	Her spirit for Halloween is like a little bat,
	Very excited and ready for the night,
	The night of fright.

	She wanted to be a witch, 
	But her...

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Brigham Young, the Mormon prophet
Pointed to the west; they crossed it
North, east, south, west sent colonies,
And has his name on universities.


Brigham Young, who led the Mormons after the assassination of their founding prophet Joseph Smith,...

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What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and gentlemen
for your entertainment and delectation tonight 
you’ll remember these acts for the rest of your life

Most of your favourites here tonight 

Monsieur Adam Smith presents The...

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"This is the place." - Joseph Smith
(I'm not endorsing Mormonism, but I was blown away with our Utah visit last year and we'd randomly throw out that quote while we were there.)

This is the place...

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mom says she can’t wait
till’ the election is over.

mom says she’s sick of 
hearing them talk.

mom says they’re reading from 
the same script, only using different
words.

mom says she’d rather they both
just walk.

mom says that dad...

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What a superb line-up for you tonight ladies and Gentlemen
For your entertainment and delictation tonight 

There’s kind old Adolph with Mien Kampf
Monsieur Adam Smith presents The Wealth of Nations

Joseph Smith speaking guided in Reformed Egyptian...

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