Rinkydinks: Volume 1
Dear readers, I may still be suffering a bit from April Fool's Syndrome, but I'd like to introduce another Q and A series called "Rinkydinks". It is also dedicated to nonsense, but unlike "Grins and Groaners", these A's contain a smidgen of rhyme.
Q: What would you call a buzzard who obsesses about opera and fine art and insists on eating with a knife and fork?
A: A culture vulture.
Q: What did King Arthur call Merlin's magical snowstorm?
A: A wizard blizzard.
Q: What might Joseph Smith, et al, be called if they offered Mormonism for free instead of charging for it?
A: Not-for-profit prophets.
Q: What are Nancy's fears about her job in Washington?
A: Pelosi's psychoses.
Q: Where do members of the Senate and House go to unburden themselves of their transgressions?
A: A congressional confessional.
Q: What is the downtime between a psychic's customers?
A: Medium tedium.
Q: What is a gay guy who can't get picked up in a gay bar?
A: An ineffectual homosexual.
Q: What was a resolution that even a former Speaker of the House could understand?
A: A Boehner no-brainer.
Q: What is a daily allowance that can only be spent at the Smithsonian or other such places?
A: A museum per diem.
Q: What would you call it if all of Isis' leaders took some time off to get away from it all?
A: A fanatical sabbatical.
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