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I'm a PI named Barnaby Jones and I send killers to jail.
But when people receive my bills, they always yell.
Three years ago I exonerated a woman's husband of murder.
She screamed when she got my bill, you should've heard her.
I make plenty of money, I sure don't work for free.
I buy fancy suits with the money that clients pay me.
Letting people get away with murder is something I won't allow.
I drink so much milk that sometimes I suck the udders on cows.
When people see me doing that to their cows, they pull shotguns on me.
I'm a damn good Private Investigator but you will not like my fee.
(This poem is a parody of the TV show.)
1888 the year of terror and fear
throats slitted open from ear to ear
JACK THE RIPPER preying on the road
He 's spooky and wears a black coat
In the evenings his skills paint red lace
so good at his job,he kills as he plays
In Croaky Moors hiding his shadows
roaming in alleys and meadows
Five victims ,Five whores slasshed to death
Breasts thorn apart,their hearts on the bed
a stalker,a cannibal in East End of London
drinking in bars,His hiding a dungeon
The prostitutes tongues pulled out from their roots
sending the killer in the best of his moods
Years passed come and gone,each dusk cover dawn
five ghosts are heard aching in one brutal moan
Jack's name still an echo in the narrow back streets
Soul's blood is still shedding,for justice it pleads
Scothland yard officers were being fooled
from "Hell" and "Dear Boss"letters,Jack ruled
Ruben and i tried to capture this cold blooded guy,
but we'll pass it on to J.R, Investigator with Style
Go for it John...
-------------------------CHARMA
True facts are labeled misinformation
Censorshipi is stealing my speech
Silenced again, like I was as a child
Corruption and brainwashing does this
Plase do research and not rely on media
We are on the brink of potential disaster
I have always been one to see the big picture
I have faced truth no matter how hard it is
This is also why I worked as an investigator
I will not sway with my internal beliefs,
no matter what is going on around me
Widespread darkness is falling upon us
I do not say this to spread negativity
I say this to focus on anything positive,
that can help someone survive ....
all we are dealing with and make best of time left
The sun will keep rising, upon us each day
Each one of us has gifts of talent
When the storns roll, we can focus on the clearing
Strength is in anyone who chooses to seek it
Strong in the storms, with a heart gentle as pastel skies,
that will return and renew....I hope this message rises
Heidi Sands
4/30/24
(C)opyright
As a late teen
She came into life
As a pre adult her sister named her "Sprite"
You better not never, ever do nobody wrong
You have to deal with Jessica Jones
She a private investigator
Who after a rough day
Which is everyday drinks a whole bottle of liquor
Almost indestructible
Can fly and can throw cars and buses
oh, and did I say
You better not never, ever do nobody wrong
You have to deal with Jessica Jones
Her favorite color not purple
He's that man who once controlled her
She married a man by the name of Luke Cage
Together him and her Iron Fist, Daredevil
Are members of the Defenders
oh, and did I say
You better not never, ever do nobody wrong
You have to deal with Jessica Jones
Can't fly but does short leaps
She's very rough, tough, private dick
She a very, very sensible chick
Wouldn't hurt a fly, but don't hit or abuse your spouse
she'll throw you through the floor or out your house
All those unfaithful, adulterers
Better watch out she'll spy on you and take your picture
You better not never, ever do nobody wrong
You have to deal with Jessica Jones
She a private investigator
Who after a rough day
Which is everyday drinks a whole bottle of liquor
Almost indestructible the woman private investigator
Alias
Jessica Jones
10/30/17
written by James Edward Lee Sr.
The mystery began in
Stoneridge Manor's damp,
decaying mold,
Where a dust- covered music
box sat, centuries old.
Its silver crank turned on its
own with a ghostly, rhythmic
chime,
Plucking a haunting melody
that fractured space and
time.
In a flash of blinding light, the
antique vanished clean away,
Leaving only scorch marks
where it once securely lay.
For decades, the box
traveled through the ages
like a ghost,
Appearing to historical
figures when they needed
guidance most.
It materialized in Victorian
London, then a jazz- age
cabaret,
Before slipping forward into
a neon- lit future, miles away.
Each sudden jump left
historians baffled by the
physical trace,
Of a modern metal object
frozen out of time and place.
The confounding riddle was
finally solved by a curious
engineer,
Who tracked the box's
chronicles frequency until the
truth was clear.
Hidden inside the velvet
lining, behind a false steel
plate,
Sat a complex microscopic
clockwork that dictated its
fate.
The mansion's original
clockmaker had built a
temporal gear,
Programmed to loop his
favorite song through every
passing year.
By jamming the master dial
with a slender silver pin,
The investigator locked the
gears, trapping the magic
within.
Hellboy is a well-meaning fictional half-demon Superhero,
he was created by Mike Mignola and first appeared in a 1993 comic;
his mother has died but was a human witch called Sarah Hughes;
and his father is Azzael, the Archduke of Hell. Hellboy was conceived in 1617.
He was summoned from Hell to Earth by Nazi Occultist to spawn hatred,
but that failed and he was adopted by Professor Trevor Bruttenholm;
and was raised a normal boy except for the tail, horns, and a stone hand,
in time he grew to be a very large red skinned adult with cloven feet.
His oversized right hand is made of stone and is called The Hand of Doom,
and he has super human strength, resists injury, heals quickly from all things;
like machine guns, swords, falls from extreme heights, and from fire,
he works for the B.P.R.D. -The Bureau For Paranormal Research and Defense.
Hellboy is considered the worlds greatest paranormal investigator,
as he can comprehend all languages (but he can be killed;)
he has inspired countless comics, series, films, graphic novels,
paperback books, even games. This is a superhero to have as a friend.
He was killed twice, once in a fight with a Dragon and Blood Queen,
and again with a Witch and an Iron Maiden, so, how does he come back;
the first time he was found in a coffin and came back to life,
and the second time he died- he was seen in Hell later drinking in a pub.
and so the story continues ...
_________________________
January 14, 2022
Poetry/Bio/Hellboy
Copyright Protected, ID 01-1421-598-14
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Mignolaverse
sponsor, Robert James Liguori, Judged 01/31/2022
First Place
I would have to say the greatest performance of my life is survival
And turning bad things into something positive to help others
I survived severe trauma as a child, I was silenced and deeply hurt
I survived Cancer later, accidents, Lyme disease, near death experiences
I survived by working in human services to help others, giving to friends
And I assisted a leader volunteering at a support group in the area
I was an investigator and I pursued justice for many years
Most of all, I create as best I can to spread what I have in my soul
I write – I paint – I play piano
I hope that my words of truth will reach others however possible
I hope that my music will bring peace and relaxation
I hope that my paintings will bring happiness and inspiration
I turned the bad into good to survive because this can be achieved
I am also a mother to my loving, special pets who mean so much to me
We can always give and share and love and inspire others
Regardless of what we have been through, this is what I have learned
Heidi Sands
5/21/22
A 1st placement in The Greatest Performance of My Life Poetry Contest
Sponsor: JCB Brul
Thomas stirred the tasteless,
clear liquid into his wife's
evening chamomile tea.
He smiled, thinking of the life
he imagined with another woman
he met in a stripper night club.
By midnight, Eleanor was gone,
her sudden passing blamed on
natural causes.
The grieving husband played
his part perfectly, weeping at
the funeral.
Two weeks later, he prepared
to sell the estate and move
away.
An insurance investigator
arrived, asking to see
Eleanor's final medical
records.
Thomas confidently handed
over the paperwork, certain
his tracks were completely
clean.
He failed to notice the smart
watch still syncing on her
bedside table.
Its biometric sensors
recorded the precise
moment her vitals fluctuated
unnaturally.
The digital timeline provided
the evidence needed to end his dreams of freedom in handcuffs.
Retired now, the Government calls me a carer.
Now I ask you what could be fairer?
They pay me a few dollars to look after my better half.
They explain that I save them the cost of employing staff.
Well, I won’t tell them, but they could have saved their money,
He won’t have a cook or a cleaner or nurse, he is such a honey,
My dear hubby refuses to have anyone in the house.
So, they could have kept their money, but I am being quiet as a mouse.
In days gone by I had a job of responsibility before I retired,
I did the job well, worked ethically and was sometimes wired.
Before I became (I guess you could say) a domesticator,
I was actually a licensed private and commercial investigator.
FUNNY ALPHABETS FOR KIDS
A to Z, each is an alphabet
Twenty six letters in the set
Arits ate Apple, Almond, and Apricot
Brown Bread, Butter, Biscuit Bought.
Crate Contains Corn, Cucumber, Carrot, Coconut
Dates, Dumpling, Drumsticks, Doughnut
Elevator, Escalator Enabled Entry Exit Easy
Fine Fancy Frock Fits Fantastic Fairy.
Ground Growing Green Grass, Goat Grazing
Haunted House Horrible, Hound Howling.
Intelligent Investigator in Isolated Island
Jovial Jockey, Jubilant Joker Jocund
Kangaroo Knows Karate, Kite Kidnaps Kingfisher
Leopard Lifting Left Leg, Loud Laughter
Monkey Managed Molasses. Muffin, Melon
Nursemaid Needed Nice Nankeen not Nylon
Owl, Ostrich, Otter, Octopus, Oyster on Outing
Parrot, Parakeet Picking Pellets, Peacock Pecking
Quick, Quick ! Quiz Questionnaire query
Rushing Rhino, Running Rabbit, Rodent Rat Rivalry
Snake Scares Scorpion, Swan Sips Sour Soup
Turtle Tastes Tortilla, Tiger Trains Turkey – Troop
Unicorn Using Unusual Uniform, Urban Uncle Under Umbrella
Violet Vase, Velvet Veil, Vegetable Van, Vacant Villa
Wasp Waving Wings, While Wild Wolf Wanders
Xerox, Xenon, Xylophone, X-Ray, X’mas
Yellow Yolk, Yummy Yogurt, Yak Yawning
Zero-Zillion; Zoo: Zany Zebra Zinging
, 101 in A Row Contest - 7
by Poet Destroyer A