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Premium Member The Catalyst

Quietly he goes about assessing situations,
Searching for the weakest link,
The source of consternation;

Seeking out the places where you need to make improvement.
He'll be your guide, a rudder,
The source of your inducement.

Evaluating habits, of each one he takes note,
Caring not how you must feel,
Or of the ire evoked.

Improving others character is his goal in life,
Teaching and chastising,
His family, friiends and wife.

Of singular importance, his opinion of the world.
It does no good to disagree,
Or dodge invectives hurled,

At all who wish to argue point, dispute he will not suffer,
From any who would self-appoint,
Themselves to be a buffer,

Twixt a man who wishes naught but good upon the world;
To bestow upon us all,
His precious wisdom's pearls.

He points out how it should be and what you're doing wrong,
Elaborating on each fault,
It's like a kind of song.

He'll sing it to the very end, though end I've never heard.
When you explode and tell him off,
He thinks you quite absurd.

It's hard to be above it all, you feel so all alone.
They say good looks are but skin deep,
But Dumb Goes To The Bone.

                                                    Judy Ball

Thinking it's up to you to point out everyone's faults or what's wrong with the world today is going to drive people in the other direction when they see you coming.
© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.


2019 Unbroken Lull In Killings Return With a Vengeance

Screaming headlines erupted...
BREAKING news...massacre
barrage of gunfire
wrought countless deaths
newly minted unknown
mass murderer suddenly infamous

speculation immediately
trumpeted hate crime
targeted, premeditated, calculated
mass murderous sprees,
gunmen gloated gleefully
resultant mayhem throve

countless dead tally increased
security details, police,
and emergency crews
barked orders while
yellow crime tape cordoned
mortally wounded

and seriously injured
rushed into onsight
triage units as sirens blared
killer(s) coup shattered
tenuous complacency
prior cautious optimism

hesitantly blinked awoke
initial six months
two thousand nineteen
witnessed eerie calm
before tabloid magazines
ripped pages incomplete bios

unleashed blitzkrieg bullets
rent asunder sanguine flickr
joyus kindled linkedin
outlook presaging quaint
good n plenti peace on Earth
good will to men/women

annihilated as bullets besieged
random innocent victims
giddily, indiscriminately, wantonly...
slain in cold blood
immediate conspirator theorists
gin up rumor mill

defend homicidal maniac
simultaneously don MAGA hats
invectives incurring anti racist
bigoted, capital one 
demagogue googly eyed president
unsurprisingly witnesses 
popularity uptick

"loose canon" Grinchy grin
hooligan prince smiles
Machiavellian ghost lauds
apprentice regarding 2020 candidacy
able, ready, and willing
promise furnishing arms to the teeth
for every man, woman, and child
as campaign slogan.

The starlight bloodmoon act I

Lucifer: "finish that piece a quaint and approximate supplicant is not meant for the heather dowdy pulled up invectives that do not roundly gather."

Uraeal: "I should often belay that quaintness the fury of galactic storms like Katrina was winning."

Aurora: "Peakish and defied I see now with both pellucid guise and under the remittance we have stolen now appraise."

Helel: "The roofed and pillared steeples, these greet en-masse the stippled and fearful."

Kate: "Darker than that and I now protest, the cure has been found it stands abreast, to the northern wind now gather the horses the divine have horticulture."

RK: "Tepid I know, such an illustrious thing, that faces such perfect darkness and creates a new slung over crescent."

arophc varuag: "Comely and prince that true love never went to the abyss."

PW1: *Notices that he is to return, and erupts from the sorrows to act a folly before returning*

DR Dragon: "Aimless parades should colors simply melt like a witch's wet brace?"

Zeus: "Contemplating the never have I then a realm to squash the pumpernickel source should it ring the wrong bell."

The forbidden one: *Disembarks from his journey, considers rejoining these the rest.*

---End of act 1---
© Ken Martin  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Incontrovertible

words can heal,
                                         they can transform,
                                    they can
                               turn dark days bright,
                          but they can also
                     inflict wounds,
               destroy,
          so they must
     be used
with great care.
     watch your tongue,
          lest you fork lightning
               of withering havoc
                    when
                          passion catches fire.
                              mind your words;
                         recognize their
                    power.
               a misused tongue,
          an epee piercing
     deep into
the core
     of the soul.
          stay calm,
               count to 10;
                    remember,
                         nasty invectives
                              can never be unsaid.
                                   when
                                        angry, watch your tongue!
Form: Verse

Premium Member Aggression

snakes uncoil...
            ready to strike
                   before
          rattling their tails.
    flames of rage crackle;
             white-hot on
                 highway.
               two drivers
                   hissing,
               exchanging
                invectives
 madness reigns supreme!
  game of Russian roulette
                   played...
     with lives on the road.


Writing Challenge - Yalto Form - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by  Constance La France
Date: 12/03/2022
Form: Verse


Mirrors Don'T Lie About Frank and Ernest Portrayal

Mirrors don't lie about frank and ernest portrayal...

Especially when giving cheeky badass
blemished physiognomic reflection
tricking me seeing displeasing likeness
Matthew Scott Harris, a grown lad brandishing
his treasured invisible cutlass
poised to strike, (where spiderlines
instantaneously provoked, webbed,
and frankly zapped shattering experience),
whereby yours truly 

rendered unconscious to any pass
hubble gratefully dead singed hair zombie
straight away befriending image with him
aforementioned christened human biomass,
hence explains personal objection (mine)
devoid of any sass
sneaking a peek at (regarding employing
cute antiquated, quaint word) looking glass.

Feeble effort, butta lemme attempt to apprise
ye dear reader, how gasping
at me selfsame visual simulation spurs cries
and whispers with shrieks of horror
inexplicable nauseating revulsion jars myopic eyes
espying even willow the wisp gallivanting guise
think mine glassy doppelganger blithely

traipsing, tooling tiptoeing no lies
hands down acquiring masquerade ball door prize
if nothing else... try getting a fleeting rise
of humoresque judicious metaphorical
sucker puncheon the gut against self I satirize
February twenty third perhaps lame effort
to affect seeming witty and wise.

Mailer daemons rule cerebral roost,
whereby gimcrackery invectives loosed,
cuz all during growing up years bullies did boost
inferiority complex hatching adult
egg go self steam goosed
abysmal confidence building accomplishment
ye accurately deduced

charnel, (bilabial) frictional,
infernal... struggle moost
arduous (think Atlas, Sisyphus, plus
ten subsequent Greek mythological Titans) juiced
with eternal divinity upon
whose figurative shoulder humanity papoosed.

Premium Member Dewey Hicks 1900-1918

Dewey Hicks

1900-1918

It burns, burns still.

This sweating insidious fever.

This slippery revolting slide

Down down down into the hole here!

I’m on fire mom! More ice!

Strawberries, sweet strawberries!

Please, please something sweet, something

Something cold, some ice 

Yes, ice for my parched tongue!

I can still taste!

I can still hear!

But, but I can’t see.

Dear God, where are you?

Dear mother, I need you now!

Please, please, some ice for my lips, my flaming tongue!

It burns! Burns!

Sunset screaming, screaming!

My voice yelling hurling invectives!

My glove, my hat, my ring,

And over there by the door

Her sweet sweet photograph in a glass frame!

Strawberries! Sweet strawberries!

Please please my tongue is scorched!

Down down down into the hole here.

It burns, burns still.
Form: Epitaph

Premium Member Blunt Knife

He keeps trying his barrage 
of raging vitriol, but it's a blunt knife
on his target's alligator skin

A predictable high school bully
with the same ol' lines of attack.
His target always sees them coming...

and the invectives inflict no pain!

The bully sharpens the blade
with each try, then slashes and stabs
in rapid succession...

but the knife never breaks his victim's skin, 
and the funny thing about it is... 
the bully seems to be the one bleeding!

One fine day, the boy
bravely stands up for himself 
with this unvarnished truth...

"You repeatedly try to cut me open, 
yet you lacerate yourself each time
you fail to break me; and you'll keep 
failing, so choose your next victim!"

Bravo, kiddo, bravo!


Submitted for...
Strand Select 12,Any Form ,Any Theme Poetry Contest (Winner: Honorable Mention)
Sponsored by Brian Strand 
Date: 01/15/2020

Date written: 01/12/2020
Form: Verse

Premium Member Club Q Shooter

Ravenous dream, cluttered and unclean.
Aberrant darkness, hideous and unseen.
Raging killer, seething; hardly breathing.
Raving butcher, leaving death and bleeding.

What demons lurk for a murderer in a gay enclave?
Name the repressed desires by which the slayer is enslaved.
How many kills kill off latent amorous specters in his heart?
Craven homophobe assassinates his shadow from the start.  

What torrent of torment molds a gay executioner?
What self-loathing this child of incendiary invectives?
What self-shaming open wounds forever fester?
What ambiguous mask to hide the emotive? 
 
What type of culture is so threatened by how we love?
What perversion of fear breeds within so many thereof?
What sinister civilization spreads this hate potion?
What dogma of night terrors releases this poison?

Ravenous phantoms, virulent apparitions,
The shooter never lacking in ammunition.
Delicate petals hold ethereal love and kindness.
The rifleman can never kill them in his blindness.
Form: Rhyme

Passive aggressive insubordination against establishmentarian paradigm

Bully me, yours truly 
never ordained, gifted, or blessed
with mien mean characteristic
evoking, jump/kickstarting,
representing, nor zapping
friend or foe courtesy fiery intimidation
if anything aura, charisma, dogma, and karma
emanating, issuing, and oozing out
body electric of one heretofore bookish fellow
immediately facilitates characterization
hashtagged lucubration and manifestation of quietude.

Though true agitation transparent to passersby
soul asylum of sexagenarian beleaguered
with invisible mailer daemons
that hound the psyche
of this doggone muttering bonafide wordsmith.

In argot of polymath author of these words,
(the modestly noteworthy
opportunistic, poetic Matthew Scott Harris)
essentially he describes himself
as a generic simple Simon,
who never met a pieman
his mellow outward demeanor
belies, harbors, and represses
a quaking, raging bull, and seething
tempestuous storm beneath the calm,
which faux placidity
shields a woke monster
(donned in Harris tweed and Scottish tartan)
mashing everything in his wake
courtesy huge feet
resembling puff daddy bear paws.

Though found out later in life
than most muggles
aforementioned humble
human like bipedal hominid
discovered extraordinary ability
to morph from dimwitted dork dweeb
into grim faced, frightful,
albeit gentle unassuming 
pygmy up by the petard giant extraordinaire,
which latent superpower
never served him in good stead
to ward off cruel classmates and peers
tormenting teasing taxing
terrorizing treatment til tears
trickled down my cheeks.

Every now and again,
when some nasty brutish beastly lout 
dares to utter colorful invectives,
a gradual transformation 
slowly but surely occurs 
within every baited cell
(automatically summoned, triggered, 
and unveiled courtesy a bitterly 
deadly force to be reckoned with 
deep within these lovely bones)  
witnessing sudden bravado and daring do
additionally helped along after I discretely 
chomp on powder milk biscuits
(the secret recipe only known 
to forbidding Norwegian bachelor farmers)
giving an unexpected 
judicious Hawaiian punch 
to the loathsome miscreant
(never knowing what hit him)
knocking said thug out in cold blood.

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