2019 Unbroken Lull In Killings Return With a Vengeance

Screaming headlines erupted... BREAKING news...massacre barrage of gunfire wrought countless deaths newly minted unknown mass murderer suddenly infamous speculation immediately trumpeted hate crime targeted, premeditated, calculated mass murderous sprees, gunmen gloated gleefully resultant mayhem throve countless dead tally increased security details, police, and emergency crews barked orders while yellow crime tape cordoned mortally wounded and seriously injured rushed into onsight triage units as sirens blared killer(s) coup shattered tenuous complacency prior cautious optimism hesitantly blinked awoke initial six months two thousand nineteen witnessed eerie calm before tabloid magazines ripped pages incomplete bios unleashed blitzkrieg bullets rent asunder sanguine flickr joyus kindled linkedin outlook presaging quaint good n plenti peace on Earth good will to men/women annihilated as bullets besieged random innocent victims giddily, indiscriminately, wantonly... slain in cold blood immediate conspirator theorists gin up rumor mill defend homicidal maniac simultaneously don MAGA hats invectives incurring anti racist bigoted, capital one demagogue googly eyed president unsurprisingly witnesses popularity uptick "loose canon" Grinchy grin hooligan prince smiles Machiavellian ghost lauds apprentice regarding 2020 candidacy able, ready, and willing promise furnishing arms to the teeth for every man, woman, and child as campaign slogan.