Long Heckler Poems

Come post presidential election 2024... 

heil to the Wharton chief firebrand -
more worrisome than an ovarian cyst
every race, religion, nationality, 
gender, creed, et cetera with impunity dissed
brigand able, eager, ready and willing
to punch contenders throwing...

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Earth's Rights
and Lefts
for
and to
a Healthy Climate;
and please not so much climatic pathologies
for Her
and all her EarthTribal RNA/DNA encrypted species,
extended families,
if you could imagine for a minute
this vast co-in-sedately breathing organic network
hoping together for Earth's Present...

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But this is not for me to judge... for you. It is most certainly, just for me, to judge, alone, for 
myself, with Him. 

I feel Him now, don't you?

I am open to what you...

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Winds of change 
are fanning the flames 
are fanned by the deranged. 
The flames of misdirection, 
the winds giving chase 
(orchestrated by instruments to enrage. 
Horned cheering section.) 
Drones of the BlackRock, riders in holdings...

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I remember
as a grade school child
an outside voice greeting me
into each morning's reweaving.

The Heckler was school morning alarming.
The Seducer waited to deliver daylight vacation greetings.

The Heckler demanded
I confine my speaking and writing time
to displaying only...

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Footlights:The Joy of Being a Stand Up Comedian
         
The audience is getting their drinks,
And a silent hush falls, like a wave,on the crowd.
I know it's my moment to rise and shine,
Standing alone,...

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Mountainous - there's a joke in there somewhere
Funny how I just appeared one day
Or at least that's how it feels
I've observed others rise and fall
Whilst I stay put
There's more to me, weight, heaviness 
I hold...

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~ I was feeling the great heckler ... 
taunting me, torturing me in my sorrow;
making me sorely depressed, angry, uncertain; 
lost ... and-alone, and the lot; towards my 
existence, and I-still-do-not-know ... nor 
care when,...

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Freudian Slip --- Insight of Lip --- Dane Ann
Gravestone ---Heart- Mark ---Dane Ann
Gall  --- Vexing Vixen  ---  Dane Ann
Happiness --- Bounteous Bliss ---Dane Ann
Hog Sty --- Power Pen --- Dane Ann
Indigent ---...

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Aye kid, Baby joe
You should know the norms
The world is filled with phonies
Shouting behind the curtains
Do nothin but only to blame

Aye kid, little joe
Cover your eyes, plug your ears
You will know nothing but fears
Why do...

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Pro Wrestling Tagboard

Main Event Programming

World Champions
Linton " The Heckler " Crampton
                        &
"...

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At the sound of the first horn, the joke becomes ill,
And there is just no amount of comedic skill,
That can hide its indecency, but try he will,
And despite its poor taste, he will use it...

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A heckler in the audience 
Makes his point out proud 
In an audience of shadows, 
The flesh and bone stand out 

I’m willing to hear you out — 
That other voice in my head 
The...

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~ I was feeling the great heckler ... 
taunting me, torturing me in my sorrow;
making me sorely depressed, angry, uncertain; 
lost ... and-alone, and the lot; towards my 
existence, and I-still-do-not-know ... nor 
care when,...

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Whether he crab-walks around
    crowded caucuses
or barges into partisan
    conferences,
he's impervious to rank,
    menacing as a lance
with his irreverent, working-class
    nonchalance.

Flaunting his right...

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Where was I 
when repo men invaded,
possessed,
boxed me up within his cool heart
fragrant in its distaste of warmer climates?
You know,
climates governed by love.
(Daydreaming of knights, that's where.)

Now I have only so much patience remaining
for this...

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The colorant of dawn, the cardinal sees,
intoning its hues with, “pretty...pretty...pretty.”

As I covet red feathers, in the teaberry tree,
the sunlit chickadee harmonizes, “hey sweetie.”

The woodpecker like a heckler is pining for laughs -
pounding, drumming the...

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