Long He made a mad dash for it Poems

I’m about to die
But before I do,
let me tell you why
There was a savage battle
between some Apache scouts and my frontier men
And as they like to say
down by the Texas border,
it was a Mexican standoff
Neither...

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My sister had a small horse that no one else could ride
and anyone who mounted him soon had a skinned up hide.
It was haying time and Daddy took on some extra hands.
With brawn, brains didn’t...

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HOW MUCH FISH CAN SMOKEY EAT

All cats like fish as we all know,
But Smokey just loved it,
It made quite a show.

My dad went fishing most every week,
And Smokey would wait,
By the door for his treat.

Dad...

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All cats like fish as we all know,
But Smokey just loved it,
It made quite a show.

My dad went fishing most every week,
And Smokey would wait,
By the door for his treat.

Dad always saved Smokey a nice...

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All cats love fish as we all know,
But Smokey just loved it,
It made quite a show.

My dad went fishing most every week,
And Smokey would wait,
By the door for his treat.

Dad always saved Smokey a nice...

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with much depression
many may have obsession
about suppression

no longer in groove
so scenery should improve
when statues remove

spread we  should prevent
those hired by government
so message to them sent

a major mishapse
a Surfside condo collapse
in life has caused gaps

had...

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I've been out of the dating scene for a while,
I don't know the do’s, don'ts, nor the latest style. 

I'm well past my prime; that's me putting it nice,
Tried online dating, took a chance, rolled...

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Made A Mad Dash

To my computer had made a mad dash
Send an email to myself and in a flash
Right on screen a number did appear
Indicating that my email now was here.

For computers nothing can be...

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BOTTLED RAT

In there lies the cheese;

Sniffing. Enticing. Drawing.

Yummy – calling out loudly.

Should resist. Should be gone.

But the urge…oh, the urge.

Can this be a trap? Maybe.

A furtive glance all round.

The coast seems clear. Safe.

But why in...

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Watch for Pickpockets

By Elton Camp

The prospect of a trip to the Big Easy
Made me more than a little queasy
I’d had visited in New Orleans before
And now the danger was even more

It was because of the...

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The folks were all ages
And surely it was not a matter of color, 
Some were bold in their strut, 
Arrogant in the tilt of their heads, 
Making the statement -'You Owe Me World! '
'If you...

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Embarrassment at the Big Box Store

By Elton Camp

Sue was checking out at the crowded store
Then occurred something that she did abhor

Although the checker tried to do it twice,
A bar code just wouldn’t scan—no dice

So, loudly...

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A Man in the Ladies’ Room

By Elton Camp

Roger was in a big hurry to pee
The sign on the door didn’t see

Finding no facility on the wall,
He went into the nearest stall

And then he got a...

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On one Christmas Eve, I saw ole Saint Nick,
I was in shock, I thought he was a myth.
I blinked my eyes he left in a flash, quick,
Then I made a mad dash to find Miss...

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