A Man In the Ladies' Room

A Man in the Ladies’ Room By Elton Camp Roger was in a big hurry to pee The sign on the door didn’t see Finding no facility on the wall, He went into the nearest stall And then he got a big surprise And his mistake he did realize Two women entered yacking He knew attention had been lacking Roger waited for them both to go But another woman came in, though It seemed like some very bad dream He didn’t want to hear them scream The situation was already bad enough Roger didn’t want his hands in a cuff Finally, he could hear no more sound So he opened the door & looked around He held his breath & teeth did gnash And for the exit made a mad dash A mistake like that he’d not make again But would read the sign before going in