A Man In the Ladies' Room
A Man in the Ladies’ Room
By Elton Camp
Roger was in a big hurry to pee
The sign on the door didn’t see
Finding no facility on the wall,
He went into the nearest stall
And then he got a big surprise
And his mistake he did realize
Two women entered yacking
He knew attention had been lacking
Roger waited for them both to go
But another woman came in, though
It seemed like some very bad dream
He didn’t want to hear them scream
The situation was already bad enough
Roger didn’t want his hands in a cuff
Finally, he could hear no more sound
So he opened the door & looked around
He held his breath & teeth did gnash
And for the exit made a mad dash
A mistake like that he’d not make again
But would read the sign before going in
Copyright © Elton Camp | Year Posted 2012
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