Long Gook Poems
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Chief Garbage Taster As Fifth Grade Halloween GagChief garbage taster as fifth grade Halloween gag
at Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
interestingly enough landed me a grubhub grab bag.
I rooted thru poetry anthology of mine,
and came across an unpublished poem
by one obscure poet (me),...
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Categories:
gook, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th
Form:
Rhyme
I Don'T Think Prissy Is Pretty At AllPriscilla Penelope Thurston was a young Brazilian beauty with jet black eyes and amber skin that shown like a natural pearl.
You didn’t need to look real hard to know, by any measure, that Prissy was,...
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Categories:
gook, desire, lost love,
Form:
Narrative
Chief Garbage Taster As Fifth Grade Halloween Gagat Henry Kline Boyer Elementary School
As a Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got the brilliant idea
for his sole son to be dressed
with one of a kind getup.
Missus Shaner...
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Categories:
gook, 5th grade, adventure, autumn, character, father son,
Form:
Free verse
Reflections of Cold WarsDad is that you? What are you doing there in the mirror?
I am trying to shave and I don’t need any help.
Do they shave in heaven or is it just cribbage and...
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Categories:
gook, war, drug,
Form:
Narrative
Chief Egalitarian Garbage Taster Ie White TrashChief egalitarian garbage taster i.e. “white trash”
As Halloween costume,
one year during early grade school,
my father got brilliant idea
for sole son dressed
uniquely rubbish qua
putrid offal getup.
Missus Shaner (talon clawed,
shriveled relic...
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Categories:
gook, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 5th
Form:
Free verse
The Ever Shifting Patern of LifeThe Ever Shifting Pattern of Life by
Terence David Cooper. June is wife's
name and they are Basildon, Essex,
England.
As children we learn lessons clear
Broadly defined lines we hold so dear
Constants to which we can easily...
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Categories:
gook, allegory, analogy, encouraging,
Form:
Couplet
Scrounging For Boogers Wrought My Damn Nostrils Nearly To BustScrounging for boogers wrought my damn nostrils nearly to bust
My humblest apology if the following account
doth gross thee out forlorn childhood of mine
found further ostracization of me tantamount
being shipped off to a...
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Categories:
gook, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, appreciation,
Form:
Free verse
Everyone Nose I Haint No OtolaryngologistEveryone nose, I haint no otolaryngologist
Nonetheless this bard arse feels gratitude
courtesy Laurence V. Cramer, D.O.
without cerumen eye zing
May 17th, 2022 'ere
and thank dog guardian angels,
who find me continually blessed
regarding audiological sense to hear,
whereby faculty sound...
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Categories:
gook, appreciation, blessing, caregiving, dedication, health, humorous, may,
Form:
Rhyme
Morbid Fascination Mine As Covid-19 PandemicMorbid fascination (mine) as covid-19 pandemic...
foments rampant monopoly on bedlam
Wreaking ball (his stick) havoc (think ostensible
civil war scale not seen since Vietnam),
whereby microorganisms jamb
Homo sapiens immunity system
complements of gook
resembling green eggs and ham
necessitating Doctor Seuss
to...
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Categories:
gook, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, bereavement,
Form:
Free verse
Marbleslipping sideways
cant think straight
blind date confiscated
see through side view
in the trees
the whispering breeze
thoughts slipping away this way
The morning the rooster screams us awake
cant speak my language
new wave gobblede gook
you will never see through
just hope...
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Categories:
gook, confusionheart, hate, hate, heart,
Form:
Free verse
While Skeptic Attempts To Comprehend the Legacy of Jonathan EdwardsAlternately titled: Get out of my head mister chatterbox!
While inside me noggin legions
of monstrous demons abhor
protest being force fed
arcane and obscure
assaying into religious dogma
hence mind chatter goes full bore
thus crafting poem quite a difficult chore,
one...
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Categories:
gook, 12th grade, america, creation, destiny, fate, father
Form:
Rhyme
Get out of my head mister chatterboxGet out of my head mister chatterbox!
Ransacking treasure trove
of maximum headroom.
To remedy a fate worse than death
or orange hair oaf becoming
forty seventh president
or contracting one
of several viral diseases named pox
permeate heavy shut tight...
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Categories:
gook, abuse, anger, bullying, crazy, humorous, mental health,
Form:
Free verse
Four Letters Spelling BlahFour Letters Spelling Blah...
generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or...
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Categories:
gook, angel, endurance, father, how i feel, metaphor,
Form:
Bio
Four Letters Spelling BlahFour Letters Spelling Blah...
generally define mine anatomical phooey zook
corporeal status, essentially feeling like gook,
not my usual babbling brook
self, thus finds yours truly whooshing, he
could wave a magic wand (all thee
while exjaculating abra
cud dab bra, or...
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Categories:
gook, angel, endurance, father, how i feel, metaphor,
Form:
Bio
What Happened To My Sex Drive(sung – in a round pussy willow warble - to the tune of --
Oh Where Oh Where has my little dog gone)
With a flam boy hunt deft jais nais sais quois
firm lickey split...
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Categories:
gook, age, appreciation, blessing, color, emotions, fate, irony,
Form:
I do not know?
Trying Something NewSince youth, I've been a big foodie; every goodie I've tried, even sushi.
At 18, I traveled abroad, first to France; Thank heavens I didn't try frog!
I got to try crepes (sweet filled envelop shapes) and...
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Categories:
gook, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Get Out of My Head Mister ChatterboxGet Out Of My Head Mister Chatterbox!
Upon prima facie first blush
me mind's eye all atwitter,
sans long forgotten
"FAKE" sexual exploits
set mum (chrysos anthem) all aglitter,
boot like short order cook I hapt tubby
quickly realized trumpeting collusion,
a near...
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Categories:
gook, addiction, anger, assonance, grief, howl, humor, parody,
Form:
Light Verse
Poetic Justice - Draw Your Own ConclusionsIsn't life funny?
You spend hours and hours writing and revising
re-revising and rewriting
and then starting almost from scratch again
making sure each line sounds right
each and every...
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Categories:
gook, poetry,
Form:
I do not know?
Gobble-De-GookHere’s a bunch of Gobble-de-Gook
There is no sense or reason
I just threw together some stuff I read
Which constitutes poetic treason!
Here’s a fact about knowledge and wisdom
A fact which I know is valid
Knowledge is knowing a...
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Categories:
gook, funny
Form:
Rhyme
Ventriloquist PoetryVENTRILOQUIST POETRY
Ventriloquists can drink gottles of geer
Gut their skeech is odd to our ear:
They can’t say Keter Kiker kicked
A keck of kickled kekkers - they’re ...
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Categories:
gook, funny, on writing and words
Form:
Couplet
A Redneck Visits the Eiffel TowerA Redneck Visits the Eiffel Tower
By Elton Camp
I hadn’t never been over to that Paris before
And I shore don’t care to go there no more
Most of those folks look like some sorta kook
And they all...
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Categories:
gook, funny
Form:
Rhyme
A Visit Back HomeLong prior - I took to the wheel
On a day, fairly, surreal
Amid one of my visits back home
I went to see, tailgating, all alone
My boyhood city. A city on its knees
I began...
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Categories:
gook, home,
Form:
Free verse
Snipe HuntSnipes are a kind of bird, difficult to spot
because they’re quiet and they hide a lot –
a kind of cross ‘twixt stool pigeon and an owl,
it is a bird that deserves to be called...
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Categories:
gook, adventure, night,
Form:
Couplet
Two LensesWhen I was young and had zero dollars to spend
Grandpa's skiff with succulent mangoes I loved to tend
With view of City canal, flowing not far from home
Near thoroughfare with perfect patrons; few not so grown
Not...
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Categories:
gook, boat, childhood, community, freedom, nostalgia, time,
Form:
Bio
The Coolest InventionFor those of us whose lives are nearly complete
Who can recall life before computer spreadsheets
I'd like to point out a most marvelous technical feat
Which is, of course, the cool little button...
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Categories:
gook, appreciation, change, technology, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme