Ventriloquist Poetry

VENTRILOQUIST POETRY Ventriloquists can drink gottles of geer Gut their skeech is odd to our ear: They can’t say Keter Kiker kicked A keck of kickled kekkers - they’re tricked Cos they can’t say gee or kee And nost often not ewen en or wee. Healthoquists - lots of fruit they eat: Akkles, gananas, kineakkles, or kears as a treat And wegetagles, like kotatoes, keas, kaggages, and geans. All kinds of geautiful greens. Religioquists reskect the Koke very nuch And of course all the gishoks and kriests and such, And they often read their Gigle Or any Good Gook awailagle Koliticoquists kossigly geliewe in reading the Constitution often enough Gut krogagly not its Kreangle - too tough: It’s well-known in Philadelphia, Galtinore, and Goston, say; Gut not in the area of San Francisco Gay . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . NOTE This poem can be recited in ventriloquist-fashion without moving the lips. Letters b, p, m, v are replaced by g, k, n, w in normal ventriloquist speech.