Long Gift of the gab Poems

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The famous Blarney Stone, some can't resist
When in Ireland, it's on tourist's checklist
But do...

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He was light of Complexion
But that was only a Reflection
Laughingly he was not a complex Man
That was the fast race he Ran
On his feet he could Think
This would be the Link
Of yet another business Venture
Not...

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IF IN IRELAND I WAS TO STAY

   I SURELY WOULD HAVE A GO AND TRIED

   THAT BLARNEY-STONE TO KISS WITHOUT DELAY

   SO THAT I TOO THAT GIFT OF THE...

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I am not sure when I was given the Gift of the Gab, 
I know my brother was first to take it out of the bag,
As soon as he was able to grab.

It took me...

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My eyes you conquered with the might of Alexander,
Puru I gladly became at that thunder.

My heart a plaything became at your hands,
Unconditionally surrendered I time thousands.

My lungs hyperactive emerged at your sight,
Panted I with delightful...

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The man of eloquence
With all the aptness of words
 And craft of speech 
Silently sits on the fence 
Holding his tongue tight 
And see the fun when tasteless
 Jokes being cracked upon 
The poor, weak...

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The return of the master.
Sadly, it is not the master himself
It is the victim of the trade in the shelf.

The return of the master.
The man in black
Has a heart that's dark
To the race of the...

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They call me gobby
I’m just all mouth
It’s like my hobby
You can call me ralph
I got some larrup
I don’t shut my trap
It’s like I gallop
This gift of the gab 




I’ve got more mouth
Then you’ve got money...

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The Mask I wear is of a Comedian
Not showing the world I hurt
For when you laugh or cry looks the same
Sarcasm is rooted in pain.

The Mask I wear is of an Introvert
Being lonely than risk...

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They had for him come in a cab:
Mister Sabinus for short, Sab, 
A guy with the gift of the gab
To receive wounds or the wounds grab...

If only he'd leave fast - A Crab!
He'd prevent what...

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Dare to look em in the eye,
By eye you will transfix em,
Looks slipping, getting older, why,
Personality must, be arisen,

Handsome once, but long ago,
The prince becomes a frog,
Gift of the gab, is set to go,
Charm in...

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A friend I'd like - someone like me
Fun and cheeky, full of integrity.
Gardening lover, nature attuned
of life's useless baggage pruned
perhaps also a crafter of words
Enjoying too, the flight of birds
A hawk winding a spiral on...

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