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Never I Did

I never liked you no, no ... no, no never I did I never cared for your fake Eddie Haskell face at all Your tart tongue cut my birthday cake ... seedy, greedy hands took a slice not small This here Beav got a nose that can tell, and you no good weasel got a bad putrid smell Your flattering lips is always greasing the dish spoon Serving up hollow compliments every time your pitter patter enter the room Been hearing your chitter chatter far too long, the gift of your gab is like a warped vinyl song You’re an annoying teapot whistling on and on I never liked you, and your bad breath words that smell like dung I never liked you no, no ... no, no never I did I never took a shine to your Lady Conniva brown nose talk Always got your face between the buns, making it real hard for a person to walk Your motives are naked to me, my open eyes they can rightly see You got a wrong purpose in your heart, don’t really care about nobody but you But I ain’t gonna let you getaway go-cart with whatever it is you’re planning to do Because I never liked you no, no ... no, no never I did Saw right thru your phony facade too Yes, yes ... yes I did I never liked you no, no ... no, no never I did Never did like you Now how you like that — hearing the truth!