Long Ghostbusters Poems

Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a lewd whore from Nantucket
who intended to pee in a bucket;
but...

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ABOUT A LETTER 

I was cleaning and re-arranging my
Precious book-shelves,
A lot came down, a lot went back after dusting
Off, much of such
Dust, but one blue heavy book caught my attention,
I am not of those who...

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My life flutters by, like a butterfly.. a lullaby,
Making me cry and sigh, untill I die,
I'm lying here thinking..  it's all been a waste,
Just a hasty taste, of all the pleasures I've chased.

This P.M.A,...

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goodbye
net neutrality
goodbye
the so-called “land of the free” online
goodbye
free exchange of ideas &
the ability to speak out against the wrongs of the empire &
the coalesced corporate whores that have lured you into the grasp
via social 
like...

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America By the Square Foot

We here in this part of the country, 
love God and stand for the flag. 
We here in this part of the country, 
honor the military, 
help widows and orphans...
and tar...

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O long and lonely winter nights; times of my early childhood.
Often weary and wet, but filled with a few people, decent and good.
The sun of the morning never ceased to light up our lives,
as the...

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                         There once was an old, craggy witch
   ...

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Movie Classics
(Abecedarian)

Around The World In Eighty Days at the
Bordertown the
Captains of the clouds had 
Dinner At Eight at
East of Eden with the 
Fabulous Baker Boys and the
Ghostbusters at the
House Of Games, there
In The Heat Of...

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(To the tune of Ghostbusters)
Is there something strange
Deep inside your lungs
Whatcha gonna do
Corona

Will you quarantine
Go out and have some fun
Watcha gonna do
Corona

I ain't fraid of no bug
I ain't fraid of no cold
I ain't fraid of...

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I bought a house that nobody else wanted.
I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted.
It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could trust her.
Things got so bad in that house that I...

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In a celebration of death and fright,
goblins gather outside the pale moonlight.
For Jack-o-lanterns bathed in candlelight
morph into orange gargoyles at twilight.
And vampires and witches, masters of flight,
fly low in the shadows, just out of sight.
While...

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Gozer the Gozerian
was a contrarian
wasn’t a-marryin’
just any librarian.

Keymaster Clortho
and Gatekeeper Zuul,
his trusty minions,
helped overthrow
set up rule
provide their opinions.

Sent to the city
for his release,
possessed Dana and Louis,
disturbing the peace.

Winston and Egon,
Peter and Ray:
ghostbusters called in
to save...

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