Long Flub Poems
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Attempts At Lifelong Friendships and Holy MatrimonyIntroduction: once again I incorporate
my trademark penchant
to fabricate fictitiously
portions of the following poetic endeavor
can you care to
discern fact from fiction?
Attempts at lifelong friendships and holy matrimony...
Shot thru with figuratively cankerous nub,
cuz yours...
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Categories:
flub, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, age, anger,
Form:
Rhyme
I Relished Being Hungry For Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy GrubI relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
whereby the missus didst potchke
created whirling dervish hubbub
after enjoying repast,
(fit for a tarnished king),
yours truly able, eager, and ready
to soak my ego freezing carcass in...
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Categories:
flub, abuse, adventure, appreciation, autumn, blessing, drink, thanksgiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Within My Quasi Moat Toad Lily Padded Immediate EnvironsWithin my quasi moat toad lily padded immediate environs
Meaning the corporeal complex edifice
housing these lovely bones,
where linkedin logorrhea ably
strives to break out
in meaningless song
yobble hum hum diddle dee dee
and dance courtesy
an...
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Categories:
flub, adventure, age, allusion, analogy, anniversary, appreciation, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grubI relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub
(a poetic partial fiction
blended, diced, fricaseed,
marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed,
stewed... with fact)
Hmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and...
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Categories:
flub, america, appreciation, blessing, celebration, family, food, holiday,
Form:
Rhyme
Brine of the Anxious MarinatorCome sit and I will serenade
A sad, colossal flub,
A tale about a marinade.
(Well, truthfully a rub)
It is a long and sordid tale;
Not sure where to begin.
My sensibilities assailed,
Yet I must jump on in.
The task at...
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Categories:
flub, anxiety, silly,
Form:
Ballad
Deliberate Pain Staking Attentiveness To Perfection(alternately titled: impossible mission goes awry
probably mortal enemy cast spell binding jinx)
Both mental versus
physical tasks necessitate
laser sharp attentiveness
triggered within blinks
similarly on par when people toast
momentary instance utter silence
before more'n one
wine glass simultaneously clinks
cheering hurray, especially
if...
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Categories:
flub, 12th grade, analogy, change, death, goodbye, inspiration,
Form:
Free verse
Shaggy Dog Limericks IvThe Labradoodle
It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle
The Labrador Retriever (Lab)
The Lab a friend gave...
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Categories:
flub, animal, cute, dog, funny, humor, humorous, pets,
Form:
Limerick
I Relished Being Hungry For Leftover Thanksgiving Pop Slop Gloppy Grub First HelpingHmm... on second thought
lemme join anorexic club
until rib cage protrudes taut and visible
doubling as drum to drub
synchronized within heart of darkness,
especially when electrocardiogram exhibits
absolute zero vital sign,
cardiac arrest translates
as cessation to lub dub,
hence yours truly
declared...
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Categories:
flub, america, animal, bird, death, family, november, thanksgiving
Form:
Rhyme
Archimedean Homesick Blues - Apologies to Bob DylanTo be sung to the tune of Subterranean Homesick Blues.
Davy’s in the basement
Working on geometry
You’ll see my intent
A theorem in development
Presh is on the website
Hit pause, scratch head
Trick problem, misled
Try another approach instead
Look...
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Categories:
flub, math, music,
Form:
Rhyme
If the Diaper's Loaded, Change ItIs your mind in the gutter,
full of what you shouldn't utter?
Or perhaps it's your conscience
which eats you alive with slanderous nonsense--
about your ex, matters of sex, or your neighbor's...
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Categories:
flub, anger, change, jealousy, pollution,
Form:
Rhyme
The Dead Cowboy Poet's SocietyNow, ol’ Twister Tom he was quite a cowboy find—
A real rock hard cowpoke, though the question begged—
Some say that he was a legend in his own mind,
He’d a been six foot six if he...
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Categories:
flub, cowboy-western, death, funny, life, on work and
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
WarWe were happy as could be
We were so great, we were as one
then something happened and changed all for me
that moment was frightful and gone was the sun.
He came to me a dark night at...
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Categories:
flub, confusion, father, lost love, places, sad, happy,
Form:
I do not know?
Aunt ClementineIt's the summer, and it's time
to take the train to old Saint Ives
and visit my Aunt Clementine
who lives alone by an old salt mine.
Aunt Clementine, she likes to dine
on mac and cheese at...
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Categories:
flub, fun, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Within My Quasi Immediate Environs Number 2self to expound,
whereby scrawling how painful
eye experience,
where 21st century
urban jungle doth abound
to exacerbate anxiety and...
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Categories:
flub, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
An Exercise In FoosillityI do not need a cup of tea.
I do not need you're sympathy.
I don't need you to be obtuse.
I just need a cup of Seuss.
The nib, the nub the flub a dub.
A ring of truth...
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Categories:
flub, allusion,
Form:
Rhyme
Experience Regina Tourism FlubRegina city councillors under fire
For ad campaign’s not looked at prior
How someone did not think to inquire
Check the news if you think me a liar
This province had some odd news breaks
Like the Tim Hortons with...
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Categories:
flub, words,
Form:
Quatrain
A Double Acrostic ExperimentDeep devious thought is requireD
On writing an acrostic of twO!
Under such circumstances yoU
Best take great care not to fluB
Lines or fail to follow a logicaL
Evaluation. Doubtless you’ll believE
All I say, should you try to write...
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Categories:
flub, motivation, writing,
Form:
Acrostic
Chief of the Tuatha De DanannI went walking the footpath between life and death.
It was there I first discerned the strum of a harp.
I hastened my step, tracing wooded trail with stealth`
as the resonant resplendent tones grew clear and sharp....
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Categories:
flub, god, ireland, magic, myth, mythology, spiritual,
Form:
Sonnet
Another Wait Until Next Year
This season has been a great big flub.
Their tickets are harder to sell on Stub Hub.
The play from this team appears inherently weak.
It looks like the end of their five season division streak.
They appear to...
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Categories:
flub, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Did I Or Didn'T II took a little time tonight
To look back on the poems I write
Just to check and see if there
Were any improvement in my fare
On some of them I cried once more
On some of them, how...
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Categories:
flub, happiness,
Form:
Rhyme
The Other QuestionTo see, or not to see, that, too, is the question:
Whether ’tis happier to hail heartless happenstance
With resigned reality, or designed denial,
Twice succored by seductive self-hypnosis—ay, there’s the flub!
For what follies would such fogged perceptions...
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Categories:
flub, life, parody, philosophy,
Form:
Blank verse