Long Fc Poems

“The Splice of Life”



When colour 
was to be 
washed out
of the world 

the evil ones 
didn’t care

the Actor led 
with his 
Dementors 
either side of him

Laundry, 

they resolved 
to be the best 
pristine method 
for...

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Impossible dreams that give rise to miracles do happen in real life,
How else can one explain  as riotous celebrations burst into life,
There in Leicester City when her football team confirmed their supremacy,
With a final...

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The Armenian and The Liverpudlian 


It’s hard to see sometimes
How chalk and cheese can mix so perfectly
Makes you wonder how the differences of character
Can work together

He, all forthright respect and daily clarity
She, all winsome wishes...

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I welcomed home the latest of the fan specifics
A 52X72 Chelsea FC fleece Blanket that my daughter just picked
I wanted to dump the Chelsea fleece, the crest sofa and the team poster
But prompted myself to...

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It's so sad to hear the news today
Another brother has passed away
Mick elliott is his name
This is Trully a real shame

Ellydog as he was known
A great bloke and mentor  for all below
He didn't mince...

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Chelsea FC Takes Abramovich's Fall


Europe is responsible for the war, 
not CFC...who is taking the fall.

US played the devil's advocate de facto,
Putin turn deaf hears, no word from NATO.
Perpetual and cruel hatred longering,
UK government shy...

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My Barcelona


My fc Barcelona,
More than a team,
My heart has been seduced,
By your style of play.
The sun of European 
football,
You have brought joy and 
glory to her.
When you broke the arms  
of santos, 
The prince...

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Blue for the sky-
where heavenly bodies dwell
The sun gives out its rays
for plants to photosynthesize in the day
for animals to tan their skins and farmers to dry their seeds
Sunflowers bloom and vitamin D absorbed,
The Moon...

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Caerphilly is a small town
Famous for its cheese
Has a castle looks like its falling  down
With a Moat around with geese

Outside now stands a large Statue, 
It needed to be big he would boast.
Thats what the nature...

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Impecunious news hunters on Oxford Avenue
Craned over newspapers spread on the floor
To gather ammunition about who knew
The last gossip about a politician shown the door 

By hacks in his political party for consorting with the...

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Hull is the great and unique city where I was born
Sitting on the Humber estuary...proud and all alone
Known for keeping Charles I and his army out through courage and bravery
Also the birthplace of William Wilberforce...

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The biggest facilitator of smugglers is the Force itself?Most of the youth are addicted to crystal, and ice, etc?Aliens have given free rein to youths for drug abuse and trafficking?Most of the time,the news about...

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MASON MOUNT (MM10)

Mason in the middle, 
Fast mo' as a fiddle, 
like flashy speed of an eagle, 
As sharp on the field like a needle, 
making dem fans scream and giggle, 
hater's tongue wag with...

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Pidgin English version - MASON MOUNT_MM10

Mason for the middle, 
Fast mo' as a fiddle, 
like flashy speed of eagle, 
Em sharp for field like needle, 
making dem fans scream and giggle, 
tongues wag, no briddle,...

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Liam is a qualified green keeper at a golf club, 
Attended Mill Vale Middle and Queensbury Upper, 
He’s from Dunstable and gained a degree, hub, 
From Dunstable College in Business clever. 

Born on the 17th...

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DO YOU HAVE THE WIT TO KNOW WHAT'S
               PHUNNY ABOUT THIS?

I know this lady whose accomplishments are nil
she's been with every...

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