Long Ew Poems

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Seriously, madly in love once more
What am I waiting for? What AM I waiting for? 
You ain't no bore and you're more exciting than a folklore 
You are my future in store
So what am...

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Yesterday I was in a little funk
because I got peed on by a big skunk
             took a long shower
    ...

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Aw, you're cute
Aw, was that your face?
I think I smacked your face
And gave you a bruise 
But that's old ass news

I know that I am silly Billy
I love dandelions honestly
Aw, they are so adorable
The birds...

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Alien talk I can’t understand
A Pifflewig performed a handstand
He verbalised through his ass
Gross putrid wind he did pass
Like many blokes throughout the land!

I farted, perhaps it was fear
Foul wind was expelled from my rear
The pifflewig...

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I’ve never wanted to grow up.
I’ve always been the girl who sighed
At birthday candles instead of making wishes.
The girl who whispered,
“Wow… another year,”
Like time was something cruel,
Not a gift.

The girl who stared out car windows
And...

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Crazy lady with model outfits – what now? You’ll see in a moment *hint* she’s a taker, not a giver ~!
Hah! She’s straight-out self-confident – I must laugh my pants off! What does she have...

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to parlay view to unleash nuclear weapons on cue
destroying vast swaths of flora and fauna,
   most inn no cent life forms pay hefty due
to assuage aggressively cruel, enjoyably 

   growling goal,...

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Believe in we and me and you
Understand the building blox of progress and of constructiveness
Imagine joy and jubilance everyday...peace and prosperity everyday...imagine love instead of hate...just imagine for a few moments in your own universe...

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the lunchbox moment.
I can feel the looks of disgust as I make my way to the table,
I sit down,
others stand up,
walk away.
kids grimace at the meal I’ve placed in front of myself,
“ew” and “what is...

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I think im going crazy
my mind is kind of hasy 
so now I go hohoho
good by to every thing you know
boo.=,m
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M y heart is joyfully raised to Thee, Oh Lord I implore
Y our loving guidance and grace for what’s in my heart’s core

T his year, I promise to renew my vow to Thee
W hatever I...

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A place in the middle of nowhere, I wish to be in, where I could still
Breathe the blissful pure fresh air of the bucolic, where I
Could hear the hum of silence harmonious to my mind’s...

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“With confidence let success be vengeance for all that has happened to you.”  
                    ...

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Behind the fence, not there to play, two junkyard dogs are on the prey
Engines scrapped, and fenders bent, and shattered glass now pays the rent
Heavy pedals, limp and wasted, rusty metal, paint that's faded
It's much...

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It was a good day, a Sunday going to church day.
     The sun was  a brilliant glow.
    The weather was agreeable, a welcoming change from the brutally...

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Roses are black and violets are grey,
                    And candy hearts say ‘Yuck!’ and ‘Ew!’
  ...

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New Year's starts after all the holidays.                            ...

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A - rresting beneath dancing fingered fronds palming zephyr's touch.
B - each building sand castles throughout dawning sunlight.
C - rumbling granules of fate in the noonday sun.
D - esigns creating a new look ashore.
E -...

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Immanent, at the heart of blood of the One who made     
Me, I am part of the great I am, the flesh and bone of His  
Magnificent creation.  As...

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Hey, greetings bro, how up is the joy you’re soaring?
I hope that every little thing in you shines golden
thru and within the space your spirit best dwells in.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Say, I did land as planned on the...

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I know this man of God that roars from the bottom of the city, below the red blood line.
Knowing that his words never fail, every Sunday I make my way down to the bottom of...

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He has pedophile tendacies — 
short eyes that look long
at young girls, 
who ain’t nothing but babies
Lusting for February-November relations
that ought not be ... 
if nothing but for the sake of decency
You see his kind...

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Oh how I love you.
             Cherishing each moment,
            for you have opened...

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June 6, 1944, known as D-Day, allied troops landed on the beaches, an
unpleasant day that started in the early morning hours in
Normandy, France, and turned the tides of World War II. The
effect was the beginning...

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March 17, 2016                                ...

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