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i look at these gas prices today
and they make it hard to laugh
when 10 dollars gets me a quater tank
but 20 wont get me half
so all my other expenses i have
i must put off to the last
after running around paying other bills
once again i'm out of gas
therefore i pull into the station
where i dam near faint
when i see that 20 dollars
only puts 5 gallons in my tank
i need to start riding a bike
but i have too far to go
so i end up staying home alot
cause i cant afford the petro
i remember when gas was 94 cent
back then we were really spoiled
now it doesnt make any sense
the price they put on oil
why could'nt i have been an oil tycoon
or an arabian king
then the last thing i would worry about
is the price of gasoline
as for now i think that electric car
has found itself a new fan
for this is the last time you see me
walking !! with that damn gas can
~ To the tune of John Lennon and Yoko
Ono's 1969 song, 'All We are Saying is
Give Peace a Chance' ~
Diversity and equity
Nothing but green energy
Electric car subsidies
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
No more homeless in the cities
With Rent control and hearts that bleed
Burn the flag and take a knee
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Immigration, aliens
GOP Jail-ins
Blame AI for all our failins
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Free Iran and Palestine
Restaurants all serve free wine
Doesn’t cost a cent to dine
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Concentrated union power
Starting wage, 60 an hour
50-cent whiskey sours
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Immigration, emigration
Integration, segregation
Race-based taxation, caucasian
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Witches and Wiccans
Muslims and Imams
Satanists and Atheists
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
Zohran Mamdani, Ayala Pressley
Omar Ilhan, Rashida Tlieb
Next President - AOC
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance
All we are saying is
Give Woke a chance…
False Friend.
Your bull smeared on crystal glass
Comes out of your mouth, out of your ass
Your high society, hold your pinky high
You found the gutter, reaching for the sky
Condescending, patronising, business failure
Buy a jacket from a top-hole tailor.
You can’t buy class it’s all pretence.
Doing things that are complete nonsense.
Making plans, planned never to keep.
Used to control, the peasant sheep.
Paying bills gives the illusion of power
Explaining a clock in an ivory tower.
Imposing your will, expanding control
Speaking words, using a sociopathic drawl
You don’t fool me, I shake my head.
I never listened to a word that you said.
The perfect pair, how clever you are?
And yet you still bought an electric car?
Building a house staying off the grid
Justifying the cost who’re you trying to kid?
David Cox 23/03/24
Today's virtual meeting is now called to order
Log on quick. POTUS' giving away the country and its borders...
I'd like to order free college tuition for my eight kids
O.K! Just put up five of our campaign yard signs and send in your bid...
As for me, I'll order a 90% discount on an electric car
Should be no problem. Stay right where you are...
As an LGBTQ+ teacher, I demand free luxury housing
Joe's demands that too, we've seen him grousing...
My great-great-grandpa was a slave. Give me $2.5m in reparations
Good news! Joe just approved $10 billion to fund BLM demonstrations...
And me, COOKIE MONSTER, want all-day cookie free
We just asked the President. He said, 'Let it be.' ...
If that's the last order, you can turn off your screens
And remember before bedtime, GOP'ers, to mumble
~ Long live the Queen! ~
The Mistake
He had been invited for dinner in Peking by a group of business leaders who had invested much money for his venture and success, but they thought his fee was too much. I wanted to discuss the matter
He took the plane to Pekin; when he landed, it was mid-morning, but there was no one to greet him, which annoyed him
He called his secretary, who apologized that there had been a mistake. What she had meant was a Peking. The Peking Duck Cafe in Oslo
He didn’t like to meet those stuffy wealthy people with their stilted language, instead, he bought a Chinese electric car business that gave him pleasure
Those idiotic Europeans who bought a car that was made in China had intended to sack his secretary, but pleased with his business acumen, he asked her if she was a good mother material.
I am writing to you because I know you have a wish.
I have been thinking diligently about your wish. It is not
going to be easy but I think it can be done. First I am going
to break down your overall wish into many smaller wishes.
I want you to get that electric car you always wanted. That huge
backyard protected from unwanted visitors. I know you have a love
for life...do you remember when you told me - You should never eat
anything that once had a heart. I miss all those organic vegetables,
fruits, growing foods you use to treat me to.
I want you to be able to see the stars at night not hidden by the
crud in the air. Enjoy a sunset free of gaseous neon colors. Rid
the world of killing machines. Did you know there are weapons now
can kill hundreds in a few minutes, I know it would break your heart
to watch.
Than I want you to fill your lungs in the cleanest of air plumped up
with an abundance of oxygen. Drink from the oceans, lakes, rivers,
bays fresh thirst quenching water. Can you imagine all water life
free of cancerous tumors, fishies free of disease but I am off on
a tangent. I want you to play in the rain without fear. Have you
heard of acid rain?
I want you to get each and every single wish that I mention.
Delivered to you by the most gentle of breezes. In the frozen
fingers of the icebergs. Some in the whirlwind motion of the
smallest of tornadoes. Others through the hairline cracks of
the best behaved of all earthquakes.
I love you with all my heart. I know so many have changed
without remorse. They are so busy looking for the pot of
gold at the end of the rainbow they no longer notice the rainbow.
So many wishes you yearn.
I wish for you mother, at the very least your children would
stop raping you, sodomising you. Mother Earth we your children,
us the humans live here by your grace...well my wish for you
mother is that your children would stop all the denial, all the
arguments, the rationalizations...we have all the excuses for
what we do to you. I wish what you wish mother. I wish your
children would show you the respect you deserve. Just that
no more, no less.
Love, Always
Maurice
20~12~2014
Sponsor: Isaiah Zerbst
Contest Name: My Wish For You
I had a date (not a great date but a date)! Could our covid nightmare be ending?
An actual one-on-one date - can you imagine? It was with Noud, a university student (from Holland) I met a couple of weeks ago.
Noud, to be accurate, is a man. He’s 22 and I’m 17 (18 in 3 months). My mom was skeptical but we’ve been around Noud and he seemed pretty nice. It wasn’t like I was infatuated with him, this was a practice date.
I hadn’t been on many one-on-one dates before this (5). I was thinking my 17th year was gonna be a breakout year for dating - but NOT. The over-a-year pandemic lock-down put an end to that.
Anyway, here’s a date tip for older guys: if you’re sincere about something - say “sustainability” - don’t talk about it at dinner - all dinner. In fact, if you’re an intense, serious person - on any subject - take that secret to your grave.
We had dinner - that we picked up and picnicked with. After dinner, things went all WWE. Once we were back in his car, it was as if I became a birthday present he’d been waiting months to open. He pressed in like that was an established, almost impersonal fact.
For someone claiming to be interested in “sustainability”, he moved to the chest massage - skirt-search portion of the festivities pretty quickly. and that didn’t really work for me.
At one point, wrestling in his tiny electric car - which pitched like a rowboat in an angry sea - I felt his tongue in my eyebrows… yeah, my eyebrows.
“What are you DOING?”, I asked, digging my heals into the floorboard to gain enough leverage to push him away and wiping my face with my sleeve.
“You taste good,” he said (hear it with a slight Arnold Schwarzenegger accent).
“I’m NOT a gelato,” I complained, while maintaining a stiff-arm.
Hey, it was a long lock-down year - we’ve all missed dating, we’re all out of practice and maybe some are trying too hard - I get that.
This isn’t a “metoo” story - Noud took “no” for “NO” once I went to my big, “dog command voice,” but *sigh* Noud will NOT be getting a rematch.
Dandelion root tea taste like soggy weeds
But it's good for you
Hard to eat broccoli without gooey cheese
But it's good for you
Driving an electric car wont get you far
But it's good for you
Being on time wont shorten the line
But it's good for you
Holding your tongue just to get it done
But it's good for you
Trying to sit still takes all your will
But it's good for you
Avoiding fat foods makes you rude
But it's good for you
Working all day without extra pay
But it's good for you
To get dumb done you miss fun
But it's good for you
Being with you tonight may not be right
But your bad for me
Have a glass of Dandelion root tea.
You love hating Trump but you're not happy
You are a communist democrat but not happy
You believed Joe Biden was sharp now not happy
You don't remember when you voted Kamala still not happy
You fight for abortions even after birth yet not happy
You want sexual perversion in children books so not happy
You fight for men in women sports staying not happy
You are convinced Biden won 2020 feeling not happy
You like woke in military and schools but not happy
You hate all with different views being not happy
You pamper illegals while deny Americans why not happy
You love endless wars with massive casualties but not happy
You are lonely and want to eat your cat remaining not happy
You want to kill all Jews and Christians too why not happy
You want to force vegan on the world yet not happy
You worship the CCP confused and not happy
You want America to die staying not happy
You endorse homosexuality feeling not happy
You believe in green energy stupidly not happy
You drive an electric car walking not happy
You abuse pronouns causing not happy
You don't know your gender so not happy
You want to persecute all opposition just not happy
You believe fake news absorbing not happy
You think Muslims love gays dangerous not happy
You voted Kamala still not happy
You watch Trump and MAGA win, relief. Beginning to be happy...
For Poetry Soup competition 'Sing me... a jingle' sponsored by Lyric Man
Entered May 26th 2015
It's the future and it's here today, gonna change the way you drive
So come out the dark, reignite the spark and make your driving come alive
Tesla Tesla it's the best electric car
Tesla Tesla an hour's juice and you'll go far
If you're buying a new ve-hi-cle though you're really spoilt for choice
There is only one car that you want, so join with us and raise your voice
Tesla Tesla it's the best electric car
Tesla Tesla an hour's juice and you'll go far
Tesla's got no petrol engine so less element of risk
and the whole things whisper quiet, sounds just like an electric whisk
Tesla Tesla A to B without a sound
Tesla Tesla they won't hear you knock 'em down
Three hundred miles of driving pleasure when the battery's fully charged
And you get tons of free envelopes, 'coz your energy bills quite large
Tesla Tesla for the ultimate driving thrill
Tesla Tesla power output of Brazil
We have ironed out the problems folks, so it cannot be our fault
when overtaking buddies laugh at you when you car grinds to a halt
Tesla Tesla buy one now and knock 'em dead
But if you like the smell of gasolene get the new Mustang instead.
Viv Wigley 05-25-2015