Today's Meeting of Republicans For Biden

Today's virtual meeting is now called to order
    Log on quick. POTUS' giving away the country and its borders...

  I'd like to order free college tuition for my eight kids
    O.K! Just put up five of our campaign yard signs and send in your bid... 

  As for me, I'll order a 90% discount on an electric car
    Should be no problem. Stay right where you are... 

  As an LGBTQ+ teacher, I demand free luxury housing
    Joe's demands that too, we've seen him grousing...

  My great-great-grandpa was a slave. Give me $2.5m in reparations
    Good news! Joe just approved $10 billion to fund BLM demonstrations... 

  And me, COOKIE MONSTER, want all-day cookie free
    We just asked the President. He said, 'Let it be.' ...

  If that's the last order, you can turn off your screens
    And remember before bedtime, GOP'ers, to mumble

                  ~ Long live the Queen! ~
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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Rodrigues Avatar
August 30, 2023 at 7:32 AM
If we fell asleep in the ‘90’s and woke up to this future, we wouldn’t believe it! Nonsense on steroids!
Tor Avatar
August 30, 2023 at 1:28 AM
It is so sad but it is the truth as you wrote it...
Rhymer Avatar
August 29, 2023 at 10:21 PM
Your funny!
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