Today's Meeting of Republicans For Biden

Today's virtual meeting is now called to order Log on quick. POTUS' giving away the country and its borders... I'd like to order free college tuition for my eight kids O.K! Just put up five of our campaign yard signs and send in your bid... As for me, I'll order a 90% discount on an electric car Should be no problem. Stay right where you are... As an LGBTQ+ teacher, I demand free luxury housing Joe's demands that too, we've seen him grousing... My great-great-grandpa was a slave. Give me $2.5m in reparations Good news! Joe just approved $10 billion to fund BLM demonstrations... And me, COOKIE MONSTER, want all-day cookie free We just asked the President. He said, 'Let it be.' ... If that's the last order, you can turn off your screens And remember before bedtime, GOP'ers, to mumble ~ Long live the Queen! ~