Long Diddled Poems
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Ode To a Wretched Robot“You meddling mechanical moron,
you’ve ruined everything,
the thingamabob is running amok,
can’t you hear the alarm bells ring?
You clinking, clanking cretin,
you demented digital dunce,
you never do what I tell you,
and I’ve warned you more than once.
You’re a...
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Categories:
diddled, humor, science fiction,
Form:
Light Verse
He's Bent - Updated - Collaboration With Rob BettridgeI feel terribly sorry for Rodger
He developed a kink in his todger
It looked such a sight
when bent to the right
that his poor wife ran off with the lodger!
When his wife ran away from poor...
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Categories:
diddled, body, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
'hes Bent' - Updated Collaboration With Jan AllisonI feel terribly sorry for Rodger
He developed a kink in his todger
It looked such a sight
when bent to the right
that his poor wife ran off with the lodger!
When his wife ran away from poor...
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Categories:
diddled, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Thugging For Peace, Part IMax Clayborn head there was a walkout coming,
being orchestrated by his high school,
they proclaimed they were fighting gun violence,
but to Max they just sounded like fools.
They said nobody was allowed to stay inside,
so Max went...
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Categories:
diddled, confidence, freedom, mother, political, rights, school, truth,
Form:
Narrative
Rivalry's ChildrenIt was the time when art was king,
Of artists whose praises we all sing.
Great minds there were in the Renaissance,
Through eons , unsurpassed, with little advance.
Greatness was embodied in the works of art,
In Lorenzo's...
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Categories:
diddled, art, history, jealousy,
Form:
Rhyme
When Death ComesWhen death comes, sordid, scary
I shall not fret, as others do be
I shall not be shaken, not in the least measure
But will welcome him with utmost pleasure
He shall sit upon my crouch
And beside him, I...
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Categories:
diddled, grave, horror,
Form:
Narrative
DiddledGeorge is in his eighties and he’s seen it all before
He was born in the depression and was wounded in the war
He hadn’t been a hero, but George had done his bit
His legs had both...
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Categories:
diddled, politicalold, money, old,
Form:
I do not know?
Finger-Tip PowerFinger-tip power.
Galloping into a world of finger tip power were we no longer admire the beauty of flower,
We care more to acquire the excessive power— that same power that effaced those towers.
People...
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Categories:
diddled, city, community, faith, freedom, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Ah, ShucksA Cowboy is lean, tall, muscled and an inarticulate mass
Of loyalty, independence, pride and downright Western class
He cocks his hat to the back of his head and lets loose an infectious grin
Testosterone overflowing he’s masculine...
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Categories:
diddled, humor, , western,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Human Nature Doesn'T Change - IiiIII.
Enrique believed in the candidate Jones,
who championed causes he favored.
He signed up to help the man’s campaign,
for a new tomorrow he labored.
It was hard work, the calls and the shouts
of the other side, so coldly...
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Categories:
diddled, betrayal, growth, how i feel, humanity, power,
Form:
Rhyme
Pastor AllbrightPastor Allbright
- a man the community knew as
a pious man
diddled his niece
under the Thanksgiving table
testing her leg with his
salad fork
and inching his
bulbous thumb
across her thigh.
Slipped out back
through the screened porch
out of...
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Categories:
diddled, allegory, angst, family, funnyautumn, thanksgiving,
Form:
Free verse