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Roses and Lilacs
Winter
by Michael R. Burch

The rose of love's bright promise
lies torn by her own thorn;
her scent was sweet
but at her feet
the pallid aphids mourn.

The lilac of devotion
has felt the winter hoar
and shed her dress;
companionless,
she shivers—nude, forlorn.

Published...

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Categories: daffy, desire, longing, love, nature, romance, rose, roses
Form: Verse



Premium Member Small Mutinies
"Small Mutinies"



So what if my point of view
is not that which wraps 
you in comfortably warm
fluffed-up silky 
cashmere blankets 
of insecure insincerity
simple scribbles 
bleating from the 
chirping crickets 
and frog croaking
symphonies 
muddying waters
cutting pristine lines...

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Categories: daffy, halloween, muse, symbolism,
Form: Free verse
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle

After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets plus 
healthy portion of lentils,
I (a beatle browed, foo fighting,...

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Categories: daffy, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad, death, drug, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber
Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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Categories: daffy, 1st grade, 2nd grade, adventure, age, birthday,
Form: Free verse
Grant This Civil Yankee To Doodle Till Lee Gets Blue In the Face
Grant this civil yankee to doodle till Lee gets blue in the face 

blowing 99 red balloons April 9th, 2023
will signal 158 years since Appomattox
plus what would have been ninety sixth birth 
of the late...

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Categories: daffy, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure, america, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme



Ur a Aw Awe Awes Aweso Awesome Awesomes Awesomesa Awesomesau Awesomesauc Awesomesauce
Aw, you're cute
Aw, was that your face?
I think I smacked your face
And gave you a bruise 
But that's old ass news

I know that I am silly Billy
I love dandelions honestly
Aw, they are so adorable
The birds...

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Categories: daffy, emotions, muse, silly,
Form: Free verse
Cartoon Flow
Yeah I got PokeBalls to catch Goals
I'm like Ash Ketchum when he Throws
Cause Ash Catch Em Bold I'm like Pidgeotto when my wings Flow
Look at the the light around me like Pikachu 
With a forcefield...

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Categories: daffy, character, creation, imagination, poetry, power,
Form: Free verse
Light Verse and Nonsense Verse Viii
Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect money I’ve loaned
and the rest of this poem’s been postponed.


WHEN...

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Categories: daffy, fun, funny, funny love, giggle, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Peril Us Aye Grant This To Be a Civil Yet Hurried Lee Red
(Alternately titled always look on the bright side of life)

Armageddon wold be a morbidly amazing, 
   concluding (reign of Homo Sapiens)
   fascinating albeit simultaneously catastrophic boon
dog gull to accompany 

 ...

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Categories: daffy, 10th grade, 12th grade, future, howl, image,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Limericks Viii - a Bit Risque
Limericks VIII plus one Lead-In Poem



Updated Advice to Amorous Bachelors
by Michael R. Burch

At six-thirty,
feeling flirty,
I put on the hurdy-gurdy ...

But Ms. Purdy,
all alert-y,
kicked me where I’m sore and hurty.

The moral of my story?
To avoid a...

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Categories: daffy, hilarious, humor, humorous, romance, romantic, sexy, silly,
Form: Limerick
Grant This Civil Yankee To Doodle Till He Gets Blue In the Face
blowing balloons signaling 158 years since Appomattox
(Alternately titled always look on the bright side of life)

Armageddon would be morbidly amazing,
   concluding (reign of Homo Sapiens)
   fascinating albeit simultaneously catastrophic boon
dog gull...

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Categories: daffy, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, april,
Form: Prose Poetry
The Picnic
The little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see.

Until one day, a raunchy rascal quaintly and shrewdly, Skinny and slippery that he was,...

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Categories: daffy, adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Alliteration
Gregarious Garments
uniting farcical flocks all over the world,
gregarious garments, talismans & 
little good luck charms required by religions
to ward off “evil spirits,” to separate man
from “god,” or to just protect the fuzzy sheep
from the rest of...

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Categories: daffy, life,
Form: Free verse
91
91 
91 
 

CharlaXFabels 
 
 
 
23Skeedo 
 
This is a cliché. That's my name for an old aside or an adage here we go into the 
world of CharlaXFabels once more gentle reader...

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Categories: daffy, funny, nostalgia, parody, people, satire, science fiction,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member The Snaffylaffy Swiger
The SnaffyLaffy Swiger
Looks something like a tiger.
His stripes are big and bright
Just like a rainbow.
They shimmer glittery
Beneath the moon glow
Florescent green, pink, blue and yellow.
SnaffyLaffy is a happy laughing fellow.
In the night he likes to...

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Categories: daffy, fantasy, , cute,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Daffy Definitions (Part 3 )
I thank all Participants in my endeavor to create a POETRYSOUP Dictionary I f YOU do not 
see Your word yet Please be Patient I was not expecting such a Great response You may 
send...

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Categories: daffy, education, family, friendship, funny
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Daffy Definitions By Poetrysoup ( Part4 )
Thank-YOU POETRYSOUP Family, Thank-YOU very Much YOUR POETRYSOUP brother...HG
School Lunch --- Kid Munch --- Dane Ann
Sleepy --- Snooze Buffoon --- Dane Ann
Stink --- Lizard Gizzard --- Dane Ann
Stunned --- Dazed Amazement --- Dane Ann
Terrific ---...

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Categories: daffy, family, friendship, funny, thank youlove,
Form: Light Verse
The Garden Gnomes
Leafy ferns and little frogs
Toads live in the garden
Weeds and grass and daffodils
And poop...I beg your pardon

Yes poop is in there from the cat
That roams around the houses
Just pick it out or grind it in
It...

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Categories: daffy, cat, fairy, fantasy, flower, funny, garden,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Who Stirred Troubles In Paradise?
He heard of a Halloween party 
being held in Paradise, 
so with incredible speed
he was bound for Heaven...
regardless of the outcome!


Would God ever allow a fallen angel...
enter those gates, where holiness reigned?
Satan had to invent...

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Categories: daffy, places, satiregod, halloween, god,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Among the Tallest Sunflowers
This youth, with its curiosity to follow dreams,
always finds us among the tallest sunflowers
that hide us from the bewildered faces
of the common people who surely envy us
for being here between sunset and darkness,
carefully drawing images...

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Categories: daffy, childhood
Form: Rhyme
Jinxed Jesting Jejune Junior Jobber Part 1
Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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Categories: daffy, dance, hello, imagery, motivation, political, smart, visionary,
Form: Alliteration
The Other Donald
If only I could vote for you, crazy Donald of my youth, after watching tonight’s horror show of possibilities with no truth. Here comes Zero-gun control, no tolerance, no respect for all, for in the...

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Categories: daffy, america, bullying, political, racism, world,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Animal Identities
A is an ape who wishes he were a man - why?
B is a butterfly who dreamed he was a man - why not?
C is the cat who wants to sit in my chair, when...

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Categories: daffy, animal, identity,
Form: Abecedarian
Premium Member Tribute To My Cousin
Tribute To My Cousin 
She is the best, and resides in the Midwest.
A top, American, she.
Loves her country, her God and her shining, perfect family.
Married now for 50 years plus.
Grandsons is Arizona Little League

And a...

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Categories: daffy, cousin, memory, tribute,
Form: Rhyme
Read This Fast!
So we’re going on a picnic with the pygmy, Pixie Poggly, being the quirky queenly 
quaintly quickly person she is and her friend a raunchy rascal reverently named 
Andy Bailey. As you remember he was...

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Categories: daffy, adventure, animals, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing
Form: Alliteration

Book: Shattered Sighs