Long Chewer Poems
Long Chewer Poems. Below are the most popular long Chewer by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Chewer poems by poem length and keyword.
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity PolicyAs Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.
Or more accurately, the driver almost ran over Joe;
'Twas one of life’s unwanted...
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Categories:
chewer, anger, conflict, culture, funny, humorous,
Form:
Light Verse
My Biggest RegretHe was only a sheepdog
But his death has bitten
Into my soul ever since.
As a pup we brought
Him from his home
In Ireland
Where supernumeraries
Are drowned
No small farm needing
More than one mutt.
His...
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Categories:
chewer, death, pain,
Form:
Free verse
The Diary of a Tobacco Chewer-W“I never travel without my diary,
One should have something sensational to read”
5-4-11: I never knew about the above quote of Wilde
But an event in life taught me to keep one.
4-23-94: Let me start with the...
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Categories:
chewer, cancer, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Diary of a Tobacco Chewer“I never travel without my diary,
One should have something sensational to read”
5-4-11: I never knew about the above quote of Wilde
But an event in life taught me to keep one.
4-23-94: Let me start with the...
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Categories:
chewer, health, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Last Night With GucciDark serene
Alone and together
My world in chaos
Vocational anxiety
Financial sobriety
Yet all matters not
As I look to my right
Gaze at my Gucci
Amazed by her will
Her zest for life
Amidst physical turmoil
A ruthless journey
Made tolerable and enjoyable
By quintessential Alpha...
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Categories:
chewer, dog, eulogy, farewell, goodbye, love, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Many Ways I Am BlessedI have a family, friends, pets, and a career that I adore.
My dogs are my biggest challenges. One is old. The other is a chewer.
My children have graced me with ten grandchildren. They are a...
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Categories:
chewer, introspection,
Form:
Free verse
Trump Could Chew and MoreTrump a Tough Chewer
What Trump sent out soon became spam;
Sunday school class taught was a sham;
From Pig's Delight,
Took squeal (real) big bite;
Sure enjoyed being such a big horrible ham.
Bit off much more than Trump could...
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Categories:
chewer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Mop BucketI am scrubbing the floor at 3 am
with every swipe
I think your name
once held so dear
The floor now shiny and clean
muck and mire all washed away
dawns pale light
contrasts what swirls in...
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Categories:
chewer, allegory, angst, introspection, memory, slam, voice, word
Form:
Blitz
I'Ve Got Fingers On My BoogersThere's even a hardened discard of foul colored mucous on the tip of my thumb.
Nail bitter, straw chewer—
Germ phobic Venetian blind side peep is a
Hippo sized discreet-ly…
Snorting lies after lies... Seize him!
—As our...
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Categories:
chewer, holiday, humorous, imagery, irony, metaphor,
Form:
Light Verse
I Keep My Eyes OpenI have my red electric blanket, a real joy.
My husband has his baby mattress frog
Kitty has her fluffy big-eyed baby toy.
A stuffed headless tiger is comfort to our dog.
Supper fed and comfortable, we...
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Categories:
chewer, 4th grade, 5th grade, 6th grade, 7th
Form:
Rhyme
Looking At NothingBlond in a corner
Scab-faced - face-chewer
Insidious narcissist
Asseverates feigns for empathy
Pontificates spiels on sobriety
The carpet stained – the smell of sewer
A seventy dollar catalyst
Being passed – contained in glass
The anticipation is also the allure.
Derail –...
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Categories:
chewer, abuse, addiction, anger, angst, people, truth, wisdom,
Form:
Verse