Long Certifiably Poems

Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - J)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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Friendly pirate wannabe flies his Jolly Roger...
while surfing cyber seas today March 2nd, 2021.

Actually yours truly quite a literate codger
(ah shucks just missed being draft dodger)
no not for baseball team, but Vietnam War
circa November 1,...

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It seems that, more and more, I feel myself being drawn to face the dreaded realization that I am certifiably mentally ill, not just depressed, or anxious, or emotionally exhausted, but deluded, my sensibilities having...

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Unblinking reflexive opinions lean
     indubitably, favorably and certifiably
     with minimal pandering soliciting
     uber voodoo yawping woos

socially quintessentially obviously markedly
    ...

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Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber...
just jabbering gibberish (A - I)

Again, another awkward ambitious
arduous attempt at alphabetically
arranging atrociously ambiguously
absolutely asinine avoidable alliteration.

Because...? Basically bonafide belching,
bobbing, bumbling, bohemian beastie boy,
bereft bummer, bleeds blasé blues, begetting
bloviated boilerplate bildungsroman,
boasting...

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David sought a vanguard for revolution,
The Black Panthers seemed the perfect solution.
He built them a foundation, it employed his friend,
Until she found fraud and met a quick end.

Betty’s murder raised questions—who and why?
An inconvenient truth...

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Seeing you turns me into that helpless child again. 
I truly become certifiably insane.
Unable to even cope,
because I didn't mean as much to you as your dope.
I was an addicted to your drugs before my...

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Who defined
“certifiably insane”?
You see, it too closely 
defines those who are
running this world.

The place where technology steals jobs; 
Airplanes, crash more than they fly; 
Politicians are elected, 
based on the most…convincing…lies and bribes.

Where the archaic...

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I dunno ‘bout that doc,
some brain study you say
be rock-solid science true
That playing video can make 
a kid go plum crazy
You describing Mrs. Tenchey,
my ‘round the block neighbor,
it sounds like to me
But that old lady...

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The Similarities,
Between He And Me:

I just realized recently, 
a sort of light bulb moment epiphany,
that this young man, a legendary figure of history, 
shares a lot in common with yours truly,
which is possibly why he...

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There is much in life about which we cannot be certain.
What really happens, for example, after the final curtain?

The answers are as varied as patterns in a kaleidoscope.
Alive-minded mortals favor a few. citing faith, fear,...

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When I take the time to contemplate 
this awareness that is me
I marvel at the mystery 
that makes this statement true  
“I am simultaneously
both me 
and the one that is contemplating me”
that which is...

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I am inflicted with MPD,
a mental disorder whereupon I live separate and unique individual personalities.
I am here to declare to all of you the truth (or I may be screwing with you maybe)
BILLYtheKidster is also...

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