Long Caustically Poems

MALICE IN BLUNDERLAND
New born babies are being brutalized by a bastion of bastards and b*****s
S**t I couldn’t do that if I were offered untold riches
All the money in the world couldn’t motivate me to commit...

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MALICE IN THUNDERLAND
New born babies are being brutalized by a bastion of bastards and bi**hes
S**t I couldn’t do that if I were offered untold riches
All the money in the world couldn’t motivate me to commit...

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MALICE IN BLUNDERLAND
New born babies are being brutalized by a bastion of bastards and b*****s
S**t I couldn’t do that if I were offered untold riches
All the money in the world couldn’t motivate me to commit...

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HALF-EMPTY BUTTERCUPS

There was a time of kicked-back comfort and laid-back ease
Times when both butterflies and buttercups were ever blessed by a breeze
Days when wings were anointed and petals pointed to the sky 
Times with the...

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BEAUTY BLOSSOMS AT A BLESSING’S BEHEST

She was new to me on New Year’s Eve
Even when I felt my senses take their quickened and quiet leave
She had on high heeled purple patent leather shoes
And a patent...

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SOMETIMES THERE AIN’T NO FUN IN BEING DONE

Danny said “hey brother, let’s take us a ride”
The rest would  be for fate to decide
At first I thought I espied innocence in his eyes
But the soul...

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THE KEYS TO AGING

Does anyone ever get old enough not to regret getting older?,
While the wretched winter weather seems caustically colder
Does one reach a point where the point becomes moot,
and aging becomes a more acceptable...

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Arrogant are the children of despair,
Battling demons that threaten to betray,
Caustically they bedevil the ensnared,
Damaging thus their reputations frayed.

Either they rise or die in that prison,
For none may escape its hostilities,
Given they'd welcome change to...

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CAUGHT IN THE SIGHTS

like Bambi caught in the sights of a hunter's gun
life sometimes ain't any phun
like never gaining permission to be what you want to be
life can often leave you less than feeling free
like...

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now allow me to get these infintile rules straight, i cannot use profanity, but may I  
at least employ the word "profanity?"
            ...

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SUDDENLY I HEARD SILENCE SHOUT

All of a sudden I turned around
And it was then I heard the sound
All of a sudden I looked about
And ‘twas then i heard emptiness shout

With a swollen voice it screamed...

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caustcallycame th cruelt

It started with an up and ended with a down
It began with a smile and ended with a frown
The up was my finding love at last
The down was her becoming part of my...

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RESOLVED TO REVOLVE

Constantly 
Consistently
Caustically
Persistently
Yet I resist with resolve
As the world revolves
I’ll constantly be plagued by sorrow
I’ll consistently be afraid of tomorrow
Caustically and casually comes you, a casualty
The I begin to persistently beg for neutrality
And remain...

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Eagerly joining the nation's martial order,
Becoming Uncle Sam's itinerant boarder,
Pledging to defend my country's border,
Against foreign malice and internal disorder.

Callously disregarding my own personal ambition,
Carelessly abandoning familial bonds and social position,
Caustically enlisting in the my...

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An abecedarian Australian animal activist
Bagged bodacious big bucks
Caustically criticizing crocodiles,
Driving darling dragons
Essentially extinct. Eschewing
Fact, fabricating fanciful fiction,
Grifting gloriously,
He haughtily held hostage
Important, instructive information,
Juxtaposed jaundiced, junk
Kangaroo kills,
Leveling large lizard libel,
Manufacturing marsupial misinformation malevolently.
On other ominous occasions,
Preferring...

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