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Cath the Crazy Cat Lady

Cath is totally besotted with her five pussycats,
their cute ears stick out from under blue hats.
She dresses them in brightly colored plastic suits,
and on their paws they wear red wellington boots.

Cath’s kittens, all have colorful jackets to wear,
She takes the cats ’walkies’, oh how people stare.
When Cath gets them home she brushes their fur,
with their tails held high they all gently purr.

She minces best fillet steak for their dinner,
whilst the pussies get fat, old Cath gets thinner.
Spinster Cath’s never been a mother or a wife,
so her adorable cats have taken over her life.

One day little Archie ran out of the door -
he’d never been out on his own before,
Sadly poor Archie didn’t get very far
as the cute little cat was killed by a car.

Cath arranged for him to be mounted and stuffed
when she saw the result she was really chuffed!
Dear Archie now lies in such sweet repose
and Cath just can’t resist tickling his pink nose.

Crazy cat Lady Contest
Sponsored by Line Gauthier

01/06/18

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Melissa Tracy January 22, 2018 at 12:04 AM Congrats, Jan! Enjoyed it very much! Well done:) Best wishes! Jan Allison January 22, 2018 at 5:11 AM Thanks Melissa:-) hugs Jan xx

Subimal Sinha-Roy January 21, 2018 at 11:11 PM Congratulations, Jan on your great placement. Jan Allison January 22, 2018 at 5:11 AM Thanks Subimal:-) hugs jan xx

Line Gauthier January 21, 2018 at 8:13 PM Thanks for entering this colourful poem in my contest. Delightfully cute, Jan. Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 8:20 PM Thanks Line:-) hugs jan xx

Sonia Walker January 21, 2018 at 7:55 PM Jan, I laughed at your winning entry. It is so funny. Congratulations for giving me a much needed laugh. Sincerely, Sonia. Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 8:05 PM Glad I made you smile Sonia:-) hugs Jan xx

Joseph May January 21, 2018 at 7:11 PM Very creative write Jan.. Congrats on your win Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 7:15 PM Thanks Joseph it was just an HM but at least i was on the list:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 21, 2018 at 6:40 PM Yours was one of the best, Jan. Love it still! Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:42 PM Thanks Andrea ... at least I was on the list so hopefully it will get read and enjoyed:-) hugs jan x

Richard Lamoureux January 21, 2018 at 9:23 AM Adorable, congrats on your HM. Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 9:24 AM Thanks so much Richard I had great fun writing this fun poem:-)-:-) hugs jan

Sneha Rv January 20, 2018 at 10:03 PM This is so cute! Your story reads so nicely as a poem, I love the third stanza and the ending :)) Congratulations dear Jan!! Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:30 AM thanks so much Sneha:-) hugs jan xx

Agnes Krampe January 20, 2018 at 9:34 PM Oh no - stuffing the dead cat sounds disturbing! Congrats on your HM, Jan. Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:29 AM Oh I'm sure there are some people have a collection of stuffed pets (yeuk) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham January 20, 2018 at 9:12 PM Well done Jan, congratulations. There was a woman called cath/ Lived on the tenth floor with her cat / The cat chased a ball/ Out the window did fall/ And onto the pavement did splat./ Too much time on my hands I think .lol Regards Tom Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:29 AM ha ha ha that is a hilarious reply Tom, you do humour so so well:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich January 14, 2018 at 7:38 PM haha, you did yours kind of like I did, a woman who is pampering the "kiddies" I just love how you had her kiss the stuffed cat's nose at the end. To me chuffed sounds like angry, so it was funny to see it was a good meaning! Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:28 AM They are children to many i guess Andrea. Will drop by and give you my congrats:-) hugs Jan xx

Carl Jent January 8, 2018 at 12:51 PM As a cat lover, I find this poem wonderful. I hope you don't talk to your cat as much as I talk to Borbie (my cat). The poem keeps me smiling all the way through. Great job. Wayne Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:27 AM I don't have a cat Wayne as I'm allergic to their fur but I do love them much more than dogs:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper January 7, 2018 at 6:56 PM kitty , kitty , flying high on catnip.. great write, Jan, good luck in the contest Hugs Eve Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:26 AM Thanks so much Eve:-) hugs jan xx

Mama Bear January 7, 2018 at 3:56 PM Very cute Jan Hope it does well in the contest Would be a lovely perk for you Hope all is well and you are happy Hugs Edith Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:25 AM Thanks Edith I got on the winners list with an HM:-) I feel so so so much better my friend and thanks for all the funnies you send me they sure make me smile and inspire me:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen January 7, 2018 at 12:00 PM - An adorable poem, Jan - She lived for her love for the cats - Best of luck in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:24 AM Thanks Anne Lise sorry for the delay in replying:-) hugs jan xx

Rhoda Tripp January 6, 2018 at 11:58 PM OMG! This is fabulous! I also think you are right...cat ladies, I believe, are generally spinsters that do not have children. I remember my sister that had a cat in her 20s and 30s. That cat had the best of everything! $$$ spent on dental caps even. UGH. My sister finally married at age 40 and had one child. While her cat was still special, gone were the days of dental visits lol. This is an awesome write and will do very well. Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:16 AM It's loosely based on someone I know lol:-) hugs jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong January 6, 2018 at 6:52 PM I had a friend who became a cat lady...sadly we found out that she lost it and is now in a home with dementia. She was such a wonderful person and great friend. Now she calls me Janet. I do know others who are crazy about cats. We just had one cat...a Tom cat we loved to pieces. Your poem is adorable Jan. I hope you are doing well my friend. Hugs, Connie xxoo : ) Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:15 AM So sorry for the delay Connie when i look at the date I was struggling after my surgery was just posting and sleeping! :-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith January 6, 2018 at 6:44 PM Those crazy cat ladies...lol Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:14 AM I had fun with the theme Tim. Thanks so much for the comment sorry for the delay in replying :-) hugs jan xx

Barry Stebbings January 6, 2018 at 3:55 PM Poor little Archie - lovely story, Jan. // Barry Jan Allison January 21, 2018 at 6:13 AM Thanks so much for the comment sorry for the delay in replying :-) hugs jan xx