Long Butt of a joke Poems

I know you’re happy,

Guess I’m stuck bein’ me,

Guess I stay missin’ out on chances that I couldn’t see.

But in the meantime,

Keep your head,

And know I’m doin’ just fine.

You know, maybe I’ll get lucky and catch...

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Only a moment had passed as he stood in the street before a familiar head appeared through the doorway, Lumi, called softly to him,
     “Come inside, quickly,” he said.
The Man’s stone...

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I joined the graduation of a stupid situation
where everyone bar one was quite a grinner.
We put on our jester hat to knock one fella’ flat;
which didn’t mean that we turned out a winner.

He was different...

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These are just a few words about reality,
as Muslims struggle each day with individuality.

What is a Muslim and from whence does he come?
Like you and me, he is born into the world. because of two...

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Ridding the world of you came at a cost
now I float without color
without virtue

Why can’t I feel my arms? 
what were once extensions to hold me up
don’t provide much when walls aren’t a factor

This place...

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There are rules, one must follow
For any event, to maintain decorum
Religion and Politics are forbidden
No matter the event, venue or forum

You may, however, invite a representative
One in the know, but no passion allowed
No one mousy,...

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this story's about a good o'boy
that knows his wits ain't the keenest
and a writer that thought he was cock-of-the-walk 
we'll refer to him as genius

genius liked to hang around o'boy
and make fun of him all...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy 
to let a pure love pass on by, 
his fear of commitment, his immature ways 
brought regret, and a tear to his eye. 

She was...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy 
to let a pure love pass on by, 
his fear of commitment, his immature ways 
brought regret, and a tear to his eye. 

She was...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy 
to let a pure love pass on by, 
his fear of commitment, his immature ways 
brought regret, and a tear to his eye. 

She was...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy 
to let a pure love pass on by, 
his fear of commitment, his immature ways 
brought regret, and a tear to his eye. 

She was...

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Old is a good thing.
Some people never
get a chance to be old.
At what point
did I start bragging
about my age?
I don’t remember, but
here I am – 94!
Anyone that old
has survived a 
mountain of things.
We’ve been at...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy
to let a pure love pass on by,
his fear of commitment, his immature ways
brought regret, and a tear to his eye.

She was the perfect one, destined...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy 
to let a pure love pass on by, 
his fear of commitment, his immature ways 
brought regret, and a tear to his eye. 

She was...

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If you like big butts                              ...

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Dark is the soul of a man who was crazy
to let a pure love pass on by,
his fear of commitment, his immature ways
brought regret, and a tear to his eye.

She was the perfect one, destined...

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Sand-like cliffs reaching up as towers
 thier sole purpose, but to measure hours,
 feels a though I'm stuck in a cage
 resulting in more visitations with rage;
 
There's not enough drink to fade it away
...

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There, down in the shadows, past that broken birch, before the deer path turns. 

Yes there, where the footing slippery sinks, in soft crushed princess pines. 

That's it, the peaceful place of dreams, sun speckled...

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Hey, little man ... 
yeah, you with the big head
Napoleonic complexion
got your face turning so red
People say you got a big mouth,
that you talk a real giant-size game
But my homies say, you’re a shrimp baller,
whose...

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Hey, little man ... 
yeah, you with the big head
Napoleonic complexion
got your face turning so red
People say you got a big mouth,
that you talk a real giant-size game
But my homies say, you’re a shrimp baller,
whose...

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When someone stumbles and falls on their ass;
            we find such predicaments humorous.
And even though it is thought of as crass,
the times we're caught...

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Always the object of the prank
Always the butt of the joke
Putting things in your locker
Holding you till you choke 

Always scorned by the others
Always pushed into the walls
Never look up at them
Afraid to walk in...

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A tiny tot
Playing alone
In the park
Amongst other kids

Suddenly dragged someone's yellow car
To drive on
They snatched it away from her
In her swaddling clothes she woolly babbled

As if wanted to drive her microcosm's destiny
Gradually she headed
And threw...

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They're All Gonna Laugh At You


They're all gonna laugh at you,
They're all gonna laugh at you,
I just know they will,
I can tell just by looking at you,
They're all gonna laugh at you,
They're all gonna laugh...

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