Long Bm Poems

Ready...Aim...Fire!

In light of tension twixt
brinkmanship rumbling one
East Asian Tiger
country otherwise known as
"the land of morning calm,"
yours truly t'will invite 
"freedom foo fighters"
tubby regaling with a jubilant aire
total mortal Kombat 
levels threat of human warhead
bomb dubbed...

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(the so-called "texted" poem is below the translated one shown here on top. btw, not for the contest. I messed up & didn't know there was a line limit. did I even come close with...

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There will be times
A brilliant sunset
when I will
A microphone 
see something,
The scent of lilacs
smell something,
A roaring fireplace
hear something, 
A starry sky 
taste something,
A full moon 
touch something...
A big snowstorm
reminders of you...
A walk at the seashore...

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the altogether 
absolute & essential
commonality of death--- 
that beautiful final silence
with nothing else to worry about 
with nothing but a complete end 
to all suffering & all anxiety---
an eternal exhalation of all bad feelings---
both mental...

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The storm was a net of butterflies
let loose in me, and the dark
was you. I look back now at the natural
seduction, how you brought me
a key to open the right kind
of love in my heart,...

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STOOL MATTERS--
O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!!
Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, 
specially that of common domestic
 farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer
Solid matter discharged alimentary canal
Protective covering

~

Excrement, especially that of common domestic...

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Hear Me, O Muse, no moos or cluckings, muckings or horns of fog

Do sound the clamoring claxons of the bardics that be written by William McGonagal o’ the Bog,

That Laird of Lamentations Disastrous, that Scot...

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That Woody wanted to see me ASAP,
So we done met near downtown at the KFC.
He says he wants to tell me something FYI,
About some new TFB sorta cowboy guy.

“TFB?” I asks, “You talkin’ ‘bout an...

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I told you how bad I wanted ?
The longest i’ve been with
The most I was used to
The one I missed
I thought he was perfection 
I couldn’t bare it, so I went back
I went back over...

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AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB-

Dung beetles them there beetles ;
That feed on feces;
 Some species of dung beetles;
Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species;

Can bury dung 250 times their own mass;
 In...

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I heard it from a good source that there ARE toilets in heaven 
they are  called thrones and you must be pure to sit on one 
When you do your BM it quickly turns...

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When I saw your face
I crept out of my quiet place
and saw the light of day
but it’d been so long
since I saw the sun
and I didn’t know what to say

I’m no stranger to this feeling
I’m...

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Come inside it's cold out
The cabin's nice and warm
The weekend forecast just came on
They say a big snowstorm 

I'll get your booty slippers
You change into your sweats
I'll bring down your blanket
And then you'll be all...

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Em                     D
We got weeds in our backyard

Bm        ...

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Sit with me, stay a while
Let me take in all your smile
Hours go too quickly when
You're in my presence, only then

Do I want to stop the hands of time
From moving forward, time is prime
There's not...

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I have a thought, let's go away
Someplace where we can sing and play
Bm snags are in the past
I'll get you up to speed real fast
If I want to I know how
But I won't go too...

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