Teacher Limerick Poems
These Teacher Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Limerick Teacher poems written by international poets.
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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Categories:
animal, food, friend, giggle,
Cagey Canary Cat Caught
You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...
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Categories:
bird, cat, giggle, home,
Robert Gorelick Doggy Limerick Circus II UPDATEDCharming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...
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Categories:
limerick, celebration, humorous, poetry,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
childhood, class, fruit, funny,
No Transfers
Our favorite teacher was in a fix
History class had not one, but two Dicks
...
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Categories:
giggle, student, teacher, word
A Valentine’s Limerick
Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...
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Categories:
blue, love, red, sweet,
Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea,
with fresh honey from a bee.
I must not get stung,
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....
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Categories:
drink, fun, happy, sweet,
Funny New Years Resolutions For 24Quote By Poet "The pen is the tongue for many writers."
Welcome to the new twenty-four,
I am laughing on the floor.
Pen you need to change,
tongue you...
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Categories:
fun, humor, new year,
No More Teacher's Golden Rules
My teacher, she relies on prevention
That is why she puts me in detention
Ha-ha, I'll...
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Categories:
student, teacher,
Funny Thanksgiving LimerickGrandma burns the food and is no cook
She needs to stick to reading a book
Fire covers the turkey
It tastes like beef jerky...
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Categories:
family, food, friend, fun,
Featherless AngelsHow did you become featherless
Angels are always blessed and do bless
Standing too close to the fire
Devil got me in a crossfire
Make sure you always tell...
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Categories:
angel, blessing, fire, humor,
A Fruity and Funny LimerickGuess you and I can finally meet
After sending me tweet after tweet
I am in love with yellow
Cover me in fun jell-o
My wonderful ripe banana treat...
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Categories:
food, humor, love, sweet,
ReadingQuote By Poet "When having writer's block, try reading a book for creative ideas."
Reading is my favorite past time
Even if it is not a rhyme
Books...
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Categories:
poems, poets, words, writing,
BananaI hope I am appealing to you
See I am big and yellow not blue
You hunger for sweets
I could be your eats
You pealed and ate me...
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Categories:
blue, food, fun, humor,
Ice CreamWhen I fell asleep I had a wild~ bizarre dream,
My bathtub was filled up with wonderful ice cream.
All my favorite flavors are in...
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Categories:
cool, dream, humor, sleep,