Teacher Limerick Poems

These Teacher Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Teacher. These are the best examples of Limerick Teacher poems written by international poets.

BACK TO SCHOOL
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In August, young Sam felt quite cool,
with a backpack, he headed to school.
     He packed up some peanuts,
 

© Sara Etgen-Baker  

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two

© Rio Jansen  

I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under

© Rio Jansen  

I'm hoping to be teacher's pet
By reciting my alphabet
My teacher said to me,
"Jimmy you missed out P"
I'm crying and very upset!


My teacher, her name is

© Jan Allison  

Young Bobby Tucker chats the whole day through
His teacher said, “That's all you ever do.
Today is geography, 
what you can do for me
Is form a

© Terry Flood  

      You must not be a teacher my dad said
      A teacher can’t afford a

© Gershon Wolf  

Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I

© Teddy Miller  

Why waste time at school and still miss the bus
When ignorance is instantaneous!
In this school we call life,
The best teacher seems strife
That gives great lessons,

© Aniruddha Pathak  

 There was a teacher who taught math
 and had her students on the right path
 But she found one quite cute
 and squared up

© Joseph May  

Johnny was quite a leader
And best pet of the teacher
Puberty hit him so fast
At the head of the class
His little Willy stood up, second feature

© Karen Jones  

She had wanted to go the beach  
     And yet, she was scheduled to teach
Her swimsuit had ripped
So she skinny-dipped

© Mike Gentile  

 There once was a teacher named Dot
 Who found the summer days too hot
 So she stripped in the class
 Showing the boys her

© Joseph May  

Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all

© I Am Anaya  

Written: February 23, 2024

                     

© Sotto Poet  

   
    Our favorite teacher was in a fix
    History class had not one, but two Dicks

© Gershon Wolf