Teacher Limerick Poems

I'm hoping to be teacher's pet
By reciting my alphabet
My teacher said to me,
"Jimmy you missed out P"
I'm crying and very upset!


My teacher, her name is...

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Young Bobby Tucker chats the whole day through
His teacher said, “That's all you ever do.
Today is geography, 
what you can do for me
Is form a...

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      You must not be a teacher my dad said
      A teacher can’t afford a...

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Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
Lockdown. 
We’re all huddled in a corner, eyes squeezed tight. 
The lights are all off, we’re deprived of the light. 
Maybe if I...

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I once had a PE teacher from Lille,
who cruelly knew how to make me feel
like the sweaty, old rag
stuffed in her scuffed gym bag
to hide...

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Why waste time at school and still miss the bus
When ignorance is instantaneous!
In this school we call life,
The best teacher seems strife
That gives great lessons,...

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 There was a teacher who taught math
 and had her students on the right path
 But she found one quite cute
 and squared up...

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Johnny was quite a leader
And best pet of the teacher
Puberty hit him so fast
At the head of the class
His little Willy stood up, second feature...

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She had wanted to go the beach  
     And yet, she was scheduled to teach
Her swimsuit had ripped
So she skinny-dipped
...

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 There once was a teacher named Dot
 Who found the summer days too hot
 So she stripped in the class
 Showing the boys her...

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I run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell

Damn it, my car broke down the day before...

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Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...

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Written: February 23, 2024

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    Our favorite teacher was in a fix
    History class had not one, but two Dicks
...

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   My teacher, she relies on prevention
   That is why she puts me in detention
     Ha-ha, I'll...

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