Ripped And Dipped

She had wanted to go the beach  
     And yet, she was scheduled to teach
Her swimsuit had ripped
So she skinny-dipped
      Could this be a test of free speech?
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Kendrick Avatar
September 30, 2024 at 1:28 PM
Could be? Thanks for sharing your humor with us. Sara K
Gentile Avatar
October 6, 2024 at 6:06 AM
Thank you so much Sara xxoo
Jones Avatar
September 13, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Well if nothing else the “girls” were free without a bathing suit lol! Fun limerick! As strict as society is on teachers if found out she likely will be job free! ;0) Love this! Belated congratulations on your win!
Gentile Avatar
September 26, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Thank you Karen xxoo
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 25, 2024 at 11:05 AM
Hello Mike, i think she is embarrassed because her swim suit ripped. Happy Sunday. xxxxxx-oooooo. /Darlene/
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 26, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Hello Mike. Happy Monday. I hope all is well with you. xxxx-oooo./Darlene/
Gentile Avatar
August 26, 2024 at 5:18 AM
Thank you Darlene, Happy Monday xxoo
Miller Avatar
August 22, 2024 at 1:49 AM
Very funny, congratulations
Gentile Avatar
August 23, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Thank you so much Terry!!!
Goldsmith Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Hope this was Not a family beach. Hahaha!!!! Have a fun day writing away....................
Gentile Avatar
August 20, 2024 at 10:38 AM
Thank you so much Paula xxoo
Kitchin Avatar
August 18, 2024 at 9:54 AM
Mike, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick.
Gentile Avatar
August 20, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Thank you Tania, I am so happy that you liked it!!!
Buhagiar Avatar
August 3, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Loved your humorous limerick, Mike. Best for a win.
Gentile Avatar
August 8, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Thank you Victor!
Cunningham Avatar
August 2, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Well she wouldn't look out of place on a nudist beach lol. Good luck in the contest Mike and enjoy your weekend. Tom
Gentile Avatar
August 2, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Thank you Tom, A happy weekend to you as well!!
Wolf Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Actually, I think it's a different one of the 'four freedoms,' Mike: The freedom to assemble and to disassemble! What say you?! ~ gw
Gentile Avatar
August 2, 2024 at 4:26 AM
That could be GW, I wonder!!! Thanks!!
Sands Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Lol. Funny one! :) Happy Thursday :)
Gentile Avatar
August 2, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Thank you Heidi xxoo
Empress Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Hah best solution, just go with the waves where ever the wind may take her. Brilliant rhymes and wordplay here and the last line is worth one to ponder upon in this world where times all about free speech! Clever and very witty dear mike. Love your limerick. Well delivered with picturesque imagery too
Gentile Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Thank you so much Ink Empress xxoo
One Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 1:27 PM
Ha! good one! You should enter it in the funny summer contest..
Gentile Avatar
August 1, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Thanks so much Silent One!
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