Ripped And Dipped

She had wanted to go the beach  
     And yet, she was scheduled to teach
Her swimsuit had ripped
So she skinny-dipped
      Could this be a test of free speech?

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Date: 9/30/2024 1:28:00 PM
Could be? Thanks for sharing your humor with us. Sara K
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Mike Gentile
Date: 10/6/2024 6:06:00 AM
Thank you so much Sara xxoo
Date: 9/13/2024 5:28:00 AM
Well if nothing else the “girls” were free without a bathing suit lol! Fun limerick! As strict as society is on teachers if found out she likely will be job free! ;0) Love this! Belated congratulations on your win!
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Mike Gentile
Date: 9/26/2024 11:56:00 AM
Thank you Karen xxoo
Date: 8/25/2024 11:05:00 AM
Hello Mike, i think she is embarrassed because her swim suit ripped. Happy Sunday. xxxxxx-oooooo. /Darlene/
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Darlene De Beaulieu
Date: 8/26/2024 12:00:00 PM
Hello Mike. Happy Monday. I hope all is well with you. xxxx-oooo./Darlene/
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/26/2024 5:18:00 AM
Thank you Darlene, Happy Monday xxoo
Date: 8/22/2024 1:49:00 AM
Very funny, congratulations
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/23/2024 3:32:00 PM
Thank you so much Terry!!!
Date: 8/18/2024 2:02:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun Limerick write. Hope this was Not a family beach. Hahaha!!!! Have a fun day writing away....................
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/20/2024 10:38:00 AM
Thank you so much Paula xxoo
Date: 8/18/2024 9:54:00 AM
Mike, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny limerick.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/20/2024 10:37:00 AM
Thank you Tania, I am so happy that you liked it!!!
Date: 8/3/2024 1:48:00 AM
Loved your humorous limerick, Mike. Best for a win.
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/8/2024 4:05:00 PM
Thank you Victor!
Date: 8/2/2024 7:14:00 AM
Well she wouldn't look out of place on a nudist beach lol. Good luck in the contest Mike and enjoy your weekend. Tom
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/2/2024 10:56:00 AM
Thank you Tom, A happy weekend to you as well!!
Date: 8/1/2024 7:38:00 PM
Actually, I think it's a different one of the 'four freedoms,' Mike: The freedom to assemble and to disassemble! What say you?! ~ gw
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/2/2024 4:26:00 AM
That could be GW, I wonder!!! Thanks!!
Date: 8/1/2024 6:28:00 PM
Lol. Funny one! :) Happy Thursday :)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/2/2024 4:25:00 AM
Thank you Heidi xxoo
Date: 8/1/2024 1:47:00 PM
Hah best solution, just go with the waves where ever the wind may take her. Brilliant rhymes and wordplay here and the last line is worth one to ponder upon in this world where times all about free speech! Clever and very witty dear mike. Love your limerick. Well delivered with picturesque imagery too
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/1/2024 2:17:00 PM
Thank you so much Ink Empress xxoo
Date: 8/1/2024 1:27:00 PM
Ha! good one! You should enter it in the funny summer contest..
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/1/2024 2:13:00 PM
Thanks so much Silent One!
Date: 8/1/2024 5:35:00 AM
I don't know about free speech but she's certainly feeling freer ;)
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Mike Gentile
Date: 8/1/2024 2:13:00 PM
That’s for sure, thanks Tom!!
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