Sunshine Limerick Poems

HOLIDAY LIMERICKS

Holiday workers on mid-west farms
Know it is true that UV light harms
But all will ignore the sign
Wearing a T-shirt is fine
As they do have...

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Talk of an Oasis feud is over,
Brit-pop the corks for the supernova,
fair play to those Burnage boys,
tour dates set to make some noise,
they'll walk in...

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If wife is likened to a storm,
What of girlfriend by the same norm?
A sweet little warm breeze
Lent on a short-lived lease,
No more than an overnight...

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No child left behind 
Was the chant at one time
Now kids in school
Dodge bullets and youth
Is filled with less sunshine...

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Sun’s out time to smoke my weed 
No time to plant stupid seeds 
I grow my belly  
My tongue likes jelly 
My eyes cry...

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Each Day Is A Test
Miracle Man
4/19/2024

Each time I view the morning sun rising,
I ready myself for an unknown surprising,
sometimes its a test,
That requires my best.
At...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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When short and running a cross country race
The short guys know when to pick up the pace
Just as we start up the hills
For we know...

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What to me is a friend?
Someone who doesn't pretend
They're true to my face
My faults they embrace
They'll stay with me to the end

They share my joy...

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"If having a sense of humor is considered crazy, 
tell me I'm zany before you walk out my door."      ...

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There once was a young man, called Jack Leach,
    Who fell asleep, on a nudist beach.
    But the sun...

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Let sunshine rule news on front page,
But where’s its old dreamy image?
Where those soft strokes of blue,
Ochre, green, purple hue,
Monetisque summer’s old adage?
Mild tone nor...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Santa Claus had a daring dairy dream
While sweating over Christmas presents theme -
To have summer fun, 
And bask in the sun,
With a cool present -...

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The farmers are starting their lambing,
The cars on the roads started jamming,
As weather’s improving,
We’ve all started moving,
Check brakes though, we don’t want them slamming!

The days...

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