Sad Limerick Poems

there was a young banty rooster named Ben
who liked to hit on all of the old hens
one sad summer day it was said
an axe was...

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If only I had but a clue,
Then surely, I'd know what to do.
With life's mystery gone,
I'd settle upon
Some course that I can't now construe....

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George walked by us neighbors one night.
Our husbands were shocked at the sight, 
    for this uncouth dude
    was...

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The octopus sometimes forgets
Its suckers when gerbils it pets.
It sticks to its arm,
Then falls, to some harm,
Which both of them deeply regrets.
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     Little Davie wants to pray like a pro
     Too bad for Davie that he doesn’t know
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I feel sad my friend drifted away --- a limerick gave me a laugh....

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Yesterday, lady Ant met Sir Fly
atop a high wall somewhere nearby.
Can you fly? Said the fly;
You should give it a try.
So she jumped; what a...

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Poor Hanks, on an island so bare,
With volleyball, he'd have a good stare.
He'd yell, "Wilson, friend!"
'Til the island's sad end,
Then ask, "Where's my FedEx airfare?"

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There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven...

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With Medicaid I got my dentures so bright
To pursue each and every culinary delight
Now with swagger I sway
But DOGE takes them away
Guess it's yogurt for...

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At last a leader to get us back on track
who carries a big stick and a big whack.
  What was all a sad joke
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Knew a lad from the boonies
Could really belt out sad toonies
The ladies did cry
Big tears in their eyes
Farting out loud like Mickey Rooney



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Jack has a dark side as one of fun
He laid out too long in the hot sizzling sun
Didn't turn over
Got over exposure
White in front but...

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Dropped the receiver, when Jill tried to phone
my old retriever, won’t pick up his bone
no more beer or cigarettes
I’m still here, with my regrets
she’s in...

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He's fallen again my dear old dad
But he's still hanging in there kinda sad
Thinks he strong
Turns out wrong
Happy to say Pops again was fully clad



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