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For contest sponsored by Oliver McKeithan

Green Wet Dream

There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025


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Date: 4/13/2025 6:42:00 PM
Oh boy…lol
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Karen Jones
Date: 4/14/2025 12:25:00 AM
Lol
Date: 3/27/2025 12:37:00 AM
You bring smile on one's face with such ease dear friend. Congratulations on your win dear poet. Cheers!!!
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/27/2025 12:55:00 AM
Thank you Thriveni!
Date: 3/26/2025 10:32:00 PM
Hilarious.
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/27/2025 12:13:00 AM
:0) thanks
Date: 3/26/2025 9:53:00 PM
Just 'Dublin' his pleasure there.
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/27/2025 12:13:00 AM
Lol
Date: 3/26/2025 3:55:00 PM
OMG, you just triggered my PST from 8th grade - LOL.
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/26/2025 5:47:00 PM
You’re hilarious David! Lol
Date: 3/26/2025 10:32:00 AM
Lol, oh Karen O'Jones, bawdy good, you made me laugh. Congratulations on your win!!~Anaya
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/26/2025 10:45:00 AM
Thanks Anaya!
Date: 3/26/2025 6:14:00 AM
LOL Karen!!! Congrats on your placement in my contest. Like the use of the Limerick and the way it ends.
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/26/2025 9:18:00 AM
By the way my great grandmother was Mary McGee. ;0)
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Karen Jones
Date: 3/26/2025 9:04:00 AM
I’m honored for the placement! Thanks Oliver it was fun!
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