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For contest sponsored by Oliver McKeithan

Green Wet Dream

There was a lad from Dublin
So sad he wanted some lovin’
He fell asleep in class
Woke up to deep laughs
His wanker tall hot as an oven
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Rodrigues Avatar
April 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Oh boy…lol
Jones Avatar
April 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Lol
mysore Avatar
March 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
You bring smile on one's face with such ease dear friend. Congratulations on your win dear poet. Cheers!!!
Jones Avatar
March 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thank you Thriveni!
Dietrich Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hilarious.
Jones Avatar
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
:0) thanks
Wolf Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just 'Dublin' his pleasure there.
Jones Avatar
March 27, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Lol
Crandall Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
OMG, you just triggered my PST from 8th grade - LOL.
Jones Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
You’re hilarious David! Lol
Anaya Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Lol, oh Karen O'Jones, bawdy good, you made me laugh. Congratulations on your win!!~Anaya
Jones Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Thanks Anaya!
Mckeithan Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 6:14 AM
LOL Karen!!! Congrats on your placement in my contest. Like the use of the Limerick and the way it ends.
Jones Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 9:18 AM
By the way my great grandmother was Mary McGee. ;0)
Jones Avatar
March 26, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I’m honored for the placement! Thanks Oliver it was fun!
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