Rain Limerick Poems

His pants were quite dry when he got 'em

His classmates just laughed when they caught him

A wet widening stain

And it sure wasn't rain

Now it's way...

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She said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell...

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I once met a girl whose name was Heather,
whatever she wore ‘twas always leather.
It rained, it poured, we got all wet,
She said, “this leather smells...

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Limericks IX



Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch

The world’s first antinatalist limerick?

Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...

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stormied sea disciples fright

beacon quell natures might

rain and wind obey

redeem fear away

blind again recover sight.
...

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You’re trying to hang tough
But your ball's in the rough
Don’t throw a fit
Just think then hit
Forget all that pro stuff
...

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IMPATIENT WITCH 

A witch who was wicked and mean 
Couldn’t wait for the next Halloween 
But a Halloween spell 
Doesn’t work very well 
In June...

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What to me is a friend?
Someone who doesn't pretend
They're true to my face
My faults they embrace
They'll stay with me to the end

They share my joy...

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“whether or not”


two days without walking,
and without out loud talking.
have i gotten lazy,
or have i gone crazy;
complaining, when’s the rain going to start stopping?...

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a farmer under a tree

remarks when stung by a bee

seems each september

rain or fair weather

we seldom seem to agree.
...

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Chugging down the tracks, kids ride the zoo train.
Each holds an ice cream cone while it does rain.
It winds all through the zoo park
Slow melting...

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Many people say he is a fool, 
for, he always wears rain boots to school.
But he's a hunk, I could say. 
He could turn heads...

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thunder clouds you go away

come around another day

no rain or bellow

for this old fellow

weatherman its pancakes day.
...

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The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Folks scream, honk and shout like they have no brain
Even in fog and the glare and the rain
Slow down rounding a hill
And you'll wind up...

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