Rain Limerick Poems
These Rain Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Rain. These are the best examples of Limerick Rain poems written by international poets.
No Fear of Flying
The airline passenger loved to complain
Whenever it rained, he’d try to deplane
...
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Categories:
adventure, bird, rain, silly,
Peacock
Flashing feathers encased in tinged long train,
shining stretched fan shakes excited in rain.
...
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Categories:
beautiful, bird,
Dublin RainAh, the Irish city of Dublin!
Sure 'tis always bustlin' and rumblin'!
And, at times, when it rains,
folks try not to complain,
in spite of the puddlin' and...
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Categories:
humor, rain, weather,
Some People Without A Brain Do An Awful Lot Of ThinkingThe Scarecrow, he was born without a brain
And the Tinman got all rusted from the rain
Because the Tinman had no heart
And because...
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Categories:
humor,
Happy Holidays, A Limerick Song, LyricsFinally, it is that time of the year
Lights, eggnog, with all the Christmas cheer ...
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Categories:
limerick, christmas, fun, holiday,
Mother Tells MeMum said, "No sex before marriage,
It tarnishes the union’s carriage.”
I’m in her wedding photo,
What happened to her motto?
Why the rain of words that discourage?
September 1,...
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Categories:
humor, humorous, mother,
RAIN AGAINRAIN AGAIN
As the summer season takes over from spring
With limited hope for the warmth it may bring
A changeable climate like ours
Delivering regular showers
Means that a...
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Categories:
rain, summer,
How Gullible Can You GetThat old gullible Gulliver Gold
Would believe anything he was told
It would turn to champagne
Catching drops in the rain
But all he caught was a nasty...
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Categories:
humorous,
Water
Water
Written: by Miracle Man
5/16/2024
Morning started with just a tiny mist,
leaves on plants are just being kissed.
It won’t be long,
until they’re strong,
and from my water hose...
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Categories:
rain, water,
Yard Work
Yard Work
Written: by Miracle Man
5/13/2024
The morning has started with a drizzle falling,
my name, the tall grass, seems to be calling.
But a puddled yard,
makes mowing hard,
and...
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Categories:
rain, work,
Soggy Bottom BoyHis pants were quite dry when he got 'em
His classmates just laughed when they caught him
A wet widening stain
And it sure wasn't rain
Now it's way...
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rain,
hot and wanting itShe said I'm all wet with a yell
If doing it now we could tell
She'd be satisfied
With what was implied
But I had no umbrella to sell...
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Categories:
humor, love, rain, sexy,
Limericks IXLimericks IX
Scratch-n-Sniff
by Michael R. Burch
The world’s first antinatalist limerick?
Life comes with a terrible catch:
It’s like starting a fire with a match.
Though the flames may delight
In...
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Categories:
fire, giggle, humor, humorous,
Impatient WitchIMPATIENT WITCH
A witch who was wicked and mean
Couldn’t wait for the next Halloween
But a Halloween spell
Doesn’t work very well
In June...
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Categories:
halloween, magic,
FriendWhat to me is a friend?
Someone who doesn't pretend
They're true to my face
My faults they embrace
They'll stay with me to the end
They share my joy...
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Categories:
friend, relationship,