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No Fear of Flying 

      The airline passenger loved to complain
      Whenever it rained, he’d try to deplane

            Pilot said, “Go ahead
            You’re better off dead

      Plane’s thirty-thousand miles up, you bird-brain”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 6/24/2025 11:50:00 AM
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The passenger should have just flown himself to wherever he was going. He reads in the manual: First step, take a flying leap… written by Autopilot
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/25/2025 8:13:00 PM
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Leapin' lizards, Kim! lol.
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David Crandall
Date: 6/24/2025 9:09:00 AM
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Haha, careful of that first step, it's a doozy!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/25/2025 8:17:00 PM
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It's a long way to Tipperary, as they say. lol. ~ gw
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Oliver Mckeithan
Date: 6/24/2025 12:14:00 AM
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LOL. You are on a roll with your witty poems.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 6/25/2025 8:22:00 PM
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Trying my best, Oliver. Thanks, gw
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