Pollution Limerick Poems

Pollution
Miracle Man
5/4/2024

The green party has their sights set on pollution,
expecting each country to make a contribution.
Our rules are changing,
causing life rearranging,
But desired results won’t come...

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DRUNKEN OLD Pete... 

Old Pete went out to celebrate new year
Was over the limit from too much beer
Old drunks they never learn
Cos he took a...

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Look at this irony. Stroke of fate
So cruel that I can’t breathe so straight!
Curfew’s cleansed city’s air,
Pollution fairly fair,
Yet, my mask blockades both fresh-air gates!
Locked...

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Pritzker gleaned his mansion of crappers 
for the purpose of not paying taxes
but when his belly gurgled 
alleyways filled with his turds
a homeless gal just...

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There was a girl at the height of her youth

Big bosomed and slim and yet quite uncouth

Then a virus took hold

She had been quite controlled

And...

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There was a girl at the height of her youth

Big bosomed and slim and yet quite uncouth

Then a virus took hold

She had been quite controlled

And...

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Earth met Covid-nineteen the other day

she wished a lot of thanks to it to say

as could now take a deep breath

it seemed to have escaped...

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The purity of rain, sleet and snow
Is not what it was some years ago
But Trump does not care
What falls from the air
Unless it lands inside...

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Trump knows when he offers a prayer
That its not going anywhere
Trump's Space Force can't budge
A sky filled with sludge
Trump unleashed into our fresh air...

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The biggest culprit of noise pollution is restaurants
It's a major source, and it can be extremely harming
Hearing is compromised
Dining pleasure's diminished
It usually goes unnoticed, but...

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Thrifty Scots made a new High Street
from plastic trash folk used to eat
The USA
Won't pave that way
Trump claims that oil just can't be beat!...

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Endure Impure and Obscure

Evidently we are required to endure,
Results of pollution caused by impure;
While we wreath,
Hard to breath,
So we have hidden it or made obscure.

Jim...

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Each man kills the things he loves
Given to man from God above

Mother Earth in all her splendor
Bowing to profits praise the big spender

Each day thousands...

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A turtle in a dirty pond
Was picked up by a dirty blonde
Trump said that the water
Was gonna get hotter
Unless she squirts his magic wand...

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To solve the evil of pollution
     just eating less is a solution
     stone poop of indian 
...

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