Moon Limerick Poems

A waste paper basket, a trash can, a bin
Whatever you call it, some things won’t stay in
The things that you write
Long into the night
May make,...

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With no morals or divinity

Or no women of virginity

Down in the red light square

Such a lady so fair

Is quite rare in this vicinity...

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Look in the mirror what do you see
Image of a fool staring at me
Maroon moon marching in mind
Emerald eyes that use to be mine
Rosy smile...

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Those soon undertaking their trips
To the April 8th total eclipse
Will see the moon cover
The sun and discover
The hotel supply this outstrips...

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I have made  myriads of blunders but yours makes my heart ache 
That I didn't tell you, makes it the most regrettable mistake.
But,like the...

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A thing by the window of my bedroom 
ate from our pet's bowl by light of the moon.
So W T F was that?
It sure was...

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Wings of bat spread on curved moon’s mystique screen,
autumn air rents in howl of goblins green, 
moon dust blue hue pumpkins spray.
Trick or treat masked...

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HALLOWEEN  NIGHT

                    
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A lady who lived in Korea
Had terrible verbal diarrhea 
Her hubby called Bill
Said, “Keep your tongue still,
Quit carping and bending my ear”

Bill’s desperate for a...

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I want to fly
To the high hill of a mile
Where even the sun can't find me,
The moon can't hide in 
Somewhere very close to the...

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What lies on the dark side of the moon
Do beings exist in a magical commune
Since time began
Since the dawn of man
It's really puzzled us from...

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He said that one day we will meet
When pheasants with them moon will bring
When birds make nests in depth of sea
When dead ones stand and...

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I’m lunching with my bestie Mylie
She’s upset and no longer smiley
I ask her what’s wrong
She said in my thong
My bottom is no match for Kylie!

I...

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They called him Bunny P. Love
Because he always wore a pink glove
He often moon walked and prep
And all the ladies loved his step
His moves made...

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As she bent down unintended
The old man's lewd eyes descended
Stuck on the two round moon
Making him at once swoon
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Just fun, no offense intended!

Feb.22. 2023

Put your...

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