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W T F W T

A thing by the window of my bedroom ate from our pet's bowl by light of the moon. So W T F was that? It sure was not our cat.. I was chasing away a sneaky raccoon.

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Robert Warlov

Date: 12/19/2023 2:44:00 PM

Not an addition-like pet-like boon Crunchy noise at the window would make one swoon And WTF these are kittens? Such a face ne'er will smitten Curtain-out all elysiums' goons ~ Actually, I heard they make great pets, being fearless with an insatiable curiosity. Expect to be charmed past bliss while your house gets wrecked.

Judy Ball

Date: 12/12/2023 5:14:00 PM

Oh I like this but watch those Raccoons they will chase your cat off. Once one clawed my cat's face because she tried to fight for her food bowl. I was so mad. That Raccoon had to go right now and I fed my cats inside now. God Bless and Merry Christmas. JB

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 10:48:00 PM

No worries. It was actually the home and cat of my mother in law, but I used poetic license.

Sara Etgen-Baker

Date: 12/12/2023 5:04:00 PM

hilarious...well done for the contest. Made me smile & I needed to smile today. Thank you,hugs, Sara

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 10:49:00 PM

Thanks, Sara

Panagiota Romios

Date: 12/12/2023 11:12:00 AM

Yes, i get it. We have racoons and opposums here, dont count out stray catsS. True, its not your cat . But strays are everywhere)))) Best keep his bowl inside, Who knows what animals tongue was in it, or,,if they carry a disease, forgotto mention..stray dogs.,.yijes, BYW a clever WTF write! Merci, Pangie

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 1:29:00 PM

don't worry. This happened at my inlaws' place in Kentucky ages ago and I just used a poem calling it a cat of my own.

Jay Narain

Date: 12/12/2023 10:24:00 AM

Nice poem. I have the least idea what WTfWT stand for. If something like a cuss phrase, just ignore my quest.

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 11:02:00 AM

yes it's what the (you know what F stands for, I am sure

Paghunda Zahid

Date: 12/12/2023 9:51:00 AM

What was in the bowl by the way.. Just wondering.. Lol

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 10:11:00 AM

pet food this really happened.

Silent One

Date: 12/12/2023 8:09:00 AM

Lol.. this one flows really well..

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 11:04:00 AM

the first line for sure is not correct limerick meter, but to get "bedroom" in, it'a just impossible.

Ink Empress

Date: 12/12/2023 7:02:00 AM

Haha awwn thats cute, and fun to read as always dear andrea. Your limericks are the best, do you have alot of raccoons where you are at? Pleasure always reading you, sending you light always

Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/12/2023 10:12:00 AM

this was in kentucky when we visited my in-laws and the cat was theirs.

Yann Rolland

Date: 12/12/2023 6:58:00 AM

enjoyed, this original poem, like a story, thanks poet Andrea