Happy Limerick Poems

Cinco de Mayo, five days into May
Celebrate with margheritas today
       Or break open a Fifth
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How happy the dogs are to find a tree.
Raising one leg, what fun it is to pee.
They look a disciplined crew.
All are lined up in...

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Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...

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He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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You love to chase the old cow,
and make the kitten go meow,
I have put you in your place,
now no one left to chase.
I got you~let...

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I know a lady who sports two huge chins
She even proudly shows off her bat wings
Always smiles as she goes
Never airs her sorrows
Joy to the...

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A young newlywed colleen from Clones*
Surprised her husband with freshly baked scones.
Said the hubby, named Keith,
"Dear, I don't mean to beef,
But my teeth are more...

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There once was a chicken called ‘Polly’,
whose name sounded happy and jolly,
‘til one morning at two,
she crowed, “cock-a-doo,”
now our chook is a rooster called Wally.
...

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There once was a man named Ray,
Who never knew what to say.
     Let's have some dinner,
     You...

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In love's theater, you're my lead,
A valentine's limerick, passion's deed.
Eyes sparkling like stars,
In your orbit, no bars,
Our story, the sweetest of love's creed....

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Roses are red and grown by my own see-ster
Violets are just a pain in my keister
Though I came here to say
Happy Valentine’s Day
I long to...

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Valentine’s Day I do love you
a day of red~pink but not blue
you are like candy~sweet
much better than red meat
God sent me to you~who knew...

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Knowing your name will save my life.
Get me out of a whole lot of strife.
     If it would be all the...

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Rudolph did not like his bright red nose
And how everyone told him it glows
He then painted it blue
Didn't realize with glue
Washed it with snow, now...

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