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Girlfriend Limerick Poems

These Girlfriend Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Girlfriend. These are the best examples of Limerick Girlfriend poems written by international poets.

My Gambler Friend

   My gambler friend was addicted to sports
   He’d place bets on which golfer’d wear shorts
     He...

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Categories: addiction, girlfriend, money, sports,

Thinking Of Things For My Girlfriend

I dance with my girlfriend called Devvy,
I carry her to bed and I wed ye;
I'd offer my love,
or ten turtledove,
but I doubt I could afford...

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Categories: kiss,

Not The Ring She Was Expecting

Jimmy wanted shut of his girlfriend Joan
Because all she did every day was moan
She was longing for some bling
A bright gold engagement ring
But he ditched...

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Categories: humor, valentines day,

A Farmer's Lass

  Sue was just a farmer's lass
  At whom I made an awkward pass ~
    She said, Let's have some...

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Categories: boyfriend, dad, farm, fun,

Dave Smells the Roses

   As the year closes, Dave smells the roses
   To his girlfriend Dina he proposes
      Though...

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Categories: addiction, marriage, proposal, rose,

Peachy Day On a Nude Beach

Don's girlfriend blushed the pink hue of a peach
But she kept her body beyond his reach
She firmly resisted
Until he insisted
"But that's why I brought you...

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Categories: beach, humor,

Romance adrift

Girlfriend: so, where’s my birthday gift?
Boyfriend: look, there’s a car near lift,
Sure, you like that colour,
Wow, of course, smart feller, 
Here’s your lipstick, same shade—
Last...

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Categories: birthday, boyfriend, girlfriend, humor,

A Sticky Situation

There was an ice cream lover named Mickey
It dripped down his cone and got him sticky
His girlfriend, Tamarand
Tried giving him a hand
So, he asked her,...

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Categories: humor,

Ice Cream

The weather is so hot an egg could be fried on the path.   
Milkman Ted to his girl - "In ice-cream I will...

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Categories: sweet,

Couldn'T Fred Just Be a Farmer

Poor Fred just wanted to be a farmer
  But so cute, he morphed into a charmer
    All the girls saw him...

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Categories: cute, farm, fashion, girlfriend,

The Fiddler and the Frog

Once there was a handsome fiddler named George
Who always played love songs at nearby gorge
In his passionate playing
A red frog came out singing 
Sounded like,...

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Categories: adventure,

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in a dream a record store

groovy man its lesley gore

voice mid soprano

with a piano

sleepy sandmans muzak score.
...

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Categories: dream, for teens, funny,

- Looking For a Girlfriend -

His name is Mr. Al Moose
                   ...

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Categories: children, humor,

Dot To Dot

While gazing at the stars my girlfriend said, “I love you, Billy,
The heavens are ablaze for us, does that sound kinda silly?”
I smiled and said,...

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Categories: humorous,

Dave's Girl's Named Sandra Mcspark

Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

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Categories: dog, fish, girlfriend, humorous,