A Farmer's Lass

  Sue was just a farmer's lass
  At whom I made an awkward pass ~
    She said, Let's have some fun
    I'll let you see my bun ~
  Too bad dad had a long shot-gun
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Zahid Avatar
January 17, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Hahaha.
Rodrigues Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Daddy got his gun. You’ll pass…
Greenhough Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 7:53 PM
A very good limerick.
Grimm Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Cute! lol david
Wolf Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Hey, David. Want to rent a shotgun? lol. Thanks, gw
Sangster - K Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Hee haw! Love the limerick Gershon :-D Interesting timing that you posted this. I was just watching one of my favourite old musicals last night. Dump ditty dump dump dump ... Oh the farmer and the cowman should be friends. Oklahoma 1955 with Shirley Jones. Smiles, Anne :-)
Sangster - K Avatar
January 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Yes, the one with Gordon McRae :-) They just don't make movies like that anymore.
Wolf Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 7:36 PM
That's not the one with Gordon McRae singing the theme song, is it? ~ My corny jokes are nowhere near 'as high as an elephant's eye... Keep smiling, Gershon
Kendrick Avatar
January 16, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Yes, and those farmers don't mind using it either so you better behave down on the farm. Thanks for sharing the humor and for dropping by my page. Sara K
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