Fruit Limerick Poems
These Fruit Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Fruit. These are the best examples of Limerick Fruit poems written by international poets.
Sugary Summer
I had a vain neighbor called Jimsmooth
Opened on baywalk a fruit drink booth
Bragging, he downed sweet stuff
Till gummy gums got rough
Sugar binge left him without...
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funny, summer,
JuneberriesI gathered some little Juneberries,
As topping on my ‘Ben and Jerry’s.’
But the fruit from my bower,
Was rancid and sour -
In future I’ll stick to ripe...
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fruit,
What Suits One Does Not Suit AllAn assemblage was held among fruit
to decide the best color of suit.
Apples and strawberries said,
"The best color must be red".
A banana said, "yellow is...
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Categories:
allegory, fruit, humor,
Banana once againWhat sold was for millions as art so grand,
Was bought for a few cents at a fruit stand--
A fancy mall nor mart,
Nor place of art...
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Categories:
art, humor, irony,
Art going bananasArt’s going bananas well nigh--
Apple still of many an eye
And an object of art
Winning no mean a heart,
Why a banana taped for millions vie--
A fruit...
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art, humor,
PeaI wished to write the word peace
so I said let me write something about the fruit pea
about it's tree...
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inspirational,
Nuts, That FruitLet it not annoy my dear boy,
Picture's a ploy, let's share some joy,
But Daddy said plainly,
That Mommy had candy,
Not Almond Joy, but Daddy's toy....
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analogy,
ADAM AND EVE
In Eden when Adam meet Eve
He said, “You are nude I perceive”
A bit of a madam,
She offered to Adam
A bite of a juicy James Grieve
He...
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Categories:
sin,
Sally's Plumbing Was HotPalindrome Limerick Poetry Contest
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Sally's face turns REDDER when she drinks rum
She DID drink more and more and now feels numb
From NOON to night she...
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Categories:
drink, fruit,
Dogs FruitFruits of our labour is in this tree
This one we all use to poop and pee
They ripen with time
Grow and taste devine
Poo-pee...
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Categories:
dog, humor,
A Lesson in Wit and Humor
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
childhood, class, fruit, funny,
Banana vs Orange
Written: February 23, 2024
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Categories:
fruit, funny,
appealing tasteA lemony drink that is mellow
Alcohol sugar zest yellow
Unlike its fruit tree
It's said with a long e
In Sorrento they make limoncello
...
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Categories:
creation,
A Lit WickDrippy fingers I want to lick
sticky sweet with a quck pick;
Strawberries mix that jam
it hits me a wild slam;
Bees tend to swarm a lit...
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Categories:
emotions, fruit, music,
apple cider
sipping mostly home this year
autumn flavors all hold dear
for lets confess
from trees to press
orchards bring good old cheer.
...
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Categories:
appreciation, autumn, farm, fruit,