Holiday Fun

Rudolph and Santa, two jolly good friends, On their own friendship, so much depends. One day, they both fought, 'Cause someone stole what they'd bought But soon, they were able to make amends. Later that day, they caught the thief, But learning he'd sold their goods caused them grief. They then informed the police, Who gave them ten Pounds apiece. That their kind gesture brought them relief. While heading back home, that same day, They both discovered they'd long lost their way, Because of the beer they'd drunk, They sat in a blue funk ~ That Santa was drunk no longer hearsay.