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French Limerick Poems

These French Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about French. These are the best examples of Limerick French poems written by international poets.

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S

BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY'S*
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While nibbling on French croissant so fine,
Audrey sipped coffee, feeling divine.
     She struck a pose, twitched her chin,
 ...

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Categories: 12th grade, humorous,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two...

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Categories: crazy, funny, giggle, howl,

Whole Lotta Yuck

    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
 ...

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Categories: birthday, food, giggle,

The Battle of the Bulge

A vaulter, reportedly French,
thought earning a medal a cinch.
Though they won’t divulge
the size of his bulge,
he lost by much more than an inch....

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Categories: humorous, sports,

Even Harder than Chinese

    The hardest language is Vietnamese
    Even harder to pronounce than Chinese
       It...

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Categories: giggle, language,

Cinco De Mayo

In 1862, Mexicans were elated
As the French army was decimated
Today is Cinco de Mayo
Tacos—free Pico de gallo!
The Battle of Puebla is celebrated

Emperor Maximillian was fooled
by...

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Categories: celebration, cinco de mayo,

What to do on May 5th

Since Mexico cast off the French
Make sure a Corona to clench
And forgo the Merlot
On Cinco de Mayo
But buy beer which can a thirst quench...

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Categories: cinco de mayo, drink,

It's Just a Game

These Limericks were written after playing a card game called Poo Pocalypse... don't ask or I'll blame it on Jan...lol


History recorded leaders in wars
Great men...

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Categories: humor,

My Best Friend Canine Valentine

My Best Friend Canine Valentine

We love our Newfoundlander Mo to pieces
Slobbery greetings drench my wife, son and nieces
A hound sweet and chivalrous
A French kiss he’ll...

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Categories: dog, humor, valentines day,

Pardon moi french

She’d statuesque legs, and eyes that smoulder
Over came Jacques, tipped her on the shoulder 
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Categories: french, fun, people,

Bursting At The Seams


A cute little French girl named Francine
Had young garçons bursting at their seams
Agitated is the word
As their hormones did surge
Were heard letting out muffled screams


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Categories: fun,

She, topless when caught

Pleaded she, topless when in street caught:
Equal rights with menfolk I’ve or not?
I’ve just done what they do,
Not more, nary less new,
If men do, so...

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Categories: humor, men, women,

Eve and Adam

EVE AND ADAM

There was a young lady called Eve,
Picked an apple so we believe.
Adam said, “I’m suspicious,
It’s French Golden Delicious.
Why couldn’t you pick a James...

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Categories: fruit,

Garcons Bursting At Their Seams

A cute little french girl named Francine
Had young garçons bursting their seams
Agitated is the word
As their hormones did surge
Were heard letting out muffled screams...

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Categories: scary,

Beauty Is No Fair Skin

Beauty’s not being flaxen nor fair, 
Says a lingerie brand of swimwear:
Indian are attractive
Most—both Adam and Eve,
Who, fifty tints of brownish tones share.

Obsessed with a...

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Categories: beauty,